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Definitions by Gary

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
blowjob by Gary March 1, 2004
saviour. hero.
superior to simpletons.
higher rank in the ladder, but treats
all equal. rare and fragile.
hey how ya doing beastow ?
beastow by Gary February 24, 2004
Nabilah, Nabilah, wherefore art thou a frend of Her! Deny that friendship, come to me! I Love you Nabilah, Marry Me!
Nabilah, a teardrop on the cheek of time.
Nabilah by Gary February 24, 2004

pussyburger

That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots
pussyburger by gary February 23, 2004

Shamatita 

Shamatita : 1.(n)One who enjoys anal sex with wooden objects shaped like rappers.

2.(n) One who loves to finer bang random men's assholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).
That Shamatita had splinters in who vagin-whole.
Shamatita by Gary February 20, 2004

your mum 

Widespread, ineffective insult globally used by townies, kevs and their offspring. Used as a counter insult by citizens with the I.Q of a bucket of sewage water (and the B.O of one)
Your mum originated, presumably, in the UK, which just adds another thing to the list that we'll be embarrased we thought of when we look back at this 10 years from now
Your mum is effectively dead towards punks, grungers, and emos, and ironically has been added to their arsenal of townie impressions.
However, mentioning 'your mum' to a townie or similar missing link of the gene code may result in serious bodily harm, so if you do have to insult them, use words with more than 6 letters to leave them stunned and confused.
A: Fuck you
B: Fuck your mum

A: You're gay
B: Your mum's gay
your mum by Gary February 18, 2004
The act of inserting a penis in a vagina
I am going to poojab some flipper tonight. I want to poojab some pussy.
Poojab by gary December 28, 2003