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vanderslice 

1. to repeatedly borrow small items reduced to units with no intention of returning the favor, while avoiding the use of alternative resources such as a credit card

2. to acquire small items (typically consumable) from friends in small increments or slices by pleading poverty, even though alternative means are available.

3. to mooch despite available personal funds or resources.
I can't believe Keith vandersliced me out of 3 beers at the bar... I saw him using his own credit card later that night!

I saw her vanderslicing cigarettes during the entire concert, only to later use her own cash to buy shirt for the merch table.
vanderslice by Garpike November 20, 2010
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vanderslicing 

the heinous act of sending emails to someone where the entire message is in the subject line and the body is either blank or contains only a signature.
Phil from Houston is vanderslicing again.
vanderslicing by J.C. Fox August 7, 2003
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VanderLie 

Someone who seeks constant pity. Want people to feel sorry for their "terrible" life, but in reality they create their own problems, are attention whores, and habitual liars. Very bitter to be around.
She told me how her boyfriend was so ungrateful of her. Yet she cheated on him five different times the past summer with three different guys, and expects me to feel sorry. That girl ain't nothing but a VanderLie.
VanderLie by Phatho May 17, 2017

vanderlicious

an alcoholic drink composed of one part southern comfort, a splash of banana liquer, and any flavoured soda of your choice.
dude have you seen tyson, he's all juiced on vanderlicious
vanderlicious by vanderlicious September 18, 2013

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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