dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 09, 2019

Webitor

Let me know if you like my work, I can write all day n nite like kid cudi

Howdy urban dictionaries! I am a fellow webitor editing the web.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Rüm

Where the magic happens

We're drinking the rüm going too.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 16, 2021

fLUFFIN

That Feelin' you get whence donning a fur collar

I'm fluffing in the club and everyone else dressin like white guys at a bbq.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021