Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Banana spliff

Pooping and smoking a spliff at the same time.

I went to the bathroom and before I could even count to 10 I let out a banana spliff.

by Francois the Unsheathed September 10, 2025

Rüm

Where the magic happens

We're drinking the rüm going too.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 15, 2021

Moochoo

Get milked and a back massage the same time.

I'll take the number 4, Moochoo massage!
- said Holden in the overpriced spa.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 15, 2021

Wordgasm

The feeling of pleasure and release upon the publishing of new words/slang.

I wordgasm everyday like Shakespeare hitting a blank page.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

Cum-meha-meha

When a male shouts at the top of his lungs in pure ecstasy during an orgasm.

Carol: What is going on in the apartment nextdoor?!
Steve: The neighbors must be going at it again.
Carol: I know, but does Kevin have to Cum-meha-meha every time? The entire building can hear him!

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019