Definitions by Francois the Unsheathed

Zone-deaf 

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

Zone-deaf by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Turdle 

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

Turdle by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Bronely 

A solo type guy. Doesn't like to play nice with others unless necessary for passing by or acquiring goods.

Fuck I kinda like being bronely, I don't have to put up with my wife's whining!

Bronely by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Wrapt 

The act of protecting oneself from the slew of society's intermingling slosh.

You gotta get the most durable brand before you can get wrapt up in the pussy game.

Wrapt by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

fLUFFIN 

That Feelin' you get whence donning a fur collar

I'm fluffing in the club and everyone else dressin like white guys at a bbq.

fLUFFIN by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Cum-meha-meha 

When a male shouts at the top of his lungs in pure ecstasy during an orgasm.

Carol: What is going on in the apartment nextdoor?!
Steve: The neighbors must be going at it again.
Carol: I know, but does Kevin have to Cum-meha-meha every time? The entire building can hear him!

Cum-meha-meha by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019

dickorganized 

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

dickorganized by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019