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Slash.

The best thing ever.

The pairing of two male characters from any fandom, also used to denote a fanfiction in which this happens- with NON-animu characters!

That is called shohen-ai or something. I can't spell it. I'm not Japanese.
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fuckwad: "Did you read that new South Park yaoi doishiji?"

Figure.10: *quizical glance* "Uh..you mean the South Park slash comic?"

fuckwad: "Comic?!?"

Figure.10 *facepalm*

Later that day---

Figure.10: "la la de da la la.."

Rabid fangirls: "ATTACK!!!"

Figure.10: "HOLY JESUS CHRISPY MONKEY BALLS!!!!"

*is killed*
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Sparkly Vampire

1-A pussy vampire who sparkles and looks "kawaii" in the bright sunshine.

The excuse for vampires in the horrible Twilight series.

Something that is, apparently, supposed to make me cream my panties. It makes me gag on phlem.

2- An insult for someone who acts all tough then goes home and massages his prostate.
by Figure.10 June 30, 2009
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Milo

Nestle Milo is a chocolate malt drink popular in Australia.

I bought some at a specialty market and it's yummy!
Figure.10: "Whatcha' doin'?"

K3kyle: "Drinkin' Milo"

Figure.10: "Me too!" *slurps*
by Figure.10 June 26, 2009
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Free Lunch

Used to refer to a *-free or catch free offer, the expression "there is no free lunch" sums it up.
fucktard: "This flyer says I can win a free Ipod!"

Figure.10: "There's no free lunch, butthole."
by Figure.10 June 26, 2009
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Boner batter

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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cream your panties

To become aroused, making hawt secretions come out of your vagina.

It happens when you see something sexualy stimulating, such as a guy with awesome hair or V lines.
Figure.10: "Ok, now we're going to watch Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire-"

*fangirl scream*

Figure.10: "Please people, try not to cream your panties."

*all fail*
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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&balls;

Dude, you need to grow some &balls;!!1!one!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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