sparkly 

apparently what vampires are nowadays

seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested

sparkly by purple_sheboodles29 November 17, 2009

sparkly 

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...

hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!

sparkly by jeanie, me September 24, 2006

sparkly 

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

sparkly by IT'S_OVER_9000 March 14, 2012

sparkly 

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

sparkly by Sammmmmmmmeh January 5, 2009

sparkly 

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

sparkly by Roxy is spelled S-E-X-Y September 20, 2006

sparkly 

A color (indicative of glittery, shiny and glitzy).

Melissa: "What's your favorite color?"

Anne Marie: "Gosh, that's a tough question to answer. I really like pink, purple and sparkly."

sparkly by My boo lives in the nati. May 15, 2010

sparkly 

an adjective you use to describe something bad, when you don't quite want the other person to know it was bad.

mom: what happened to that 76$ worth of meat i bought
you: um it got kind of sparkly so i threw it out
mom: sparkly?
you: u know.. rotten

sparkly by panty February 12, 2008