snow rage

This is rage brought on by all things snow storm related. It could occur while driving in snow, shoveling the snow, digging your car out from the snow, or not having the proper tools to deal with the snow.

Johnny: I left my snow shovel by the garage and now its missing. Turns out my next door neighbor took it without asking and never brought it back! Now I'm really pissed!

Mark: Calm down. Don't let the snow rage get to you!

Johnny: I'm going to use my snow blower and blow all this snow on her driveway she just shoveled!

by FASH1976 February 26, 2011

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

by FASH1976 September 08, 2009

buttsy

One who has a large or voluptuous butt. Opposite of the word "busty" meaning a large bust. Buttsy refers to one's large butt.

I am having a hard time finding jeans that fit in the butt. They are all just too tight in the rear. I guess I am just too buttsy.

by FASH1976 November 22, 2009

Text Talker

An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.

Dear Laurie,

How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....

Luv U,

Kaitlyn

P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!

by FASH1976 February 05, 2010

mangams

This is an unfeminine condition in which females lift too many leg weights which results in masculine gams. The calves and thighs may become extremely defined with bulging veins.

Jessica's mangams are so huge that she can't find jeans that fit.

by FASH1976 August 26, 2009

asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.

Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.

by FASH1976 December 02, 2009