Definitions by FASH1976

asslete 

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.

Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.

asslete by FASH1976 December 2, 2009

buttsy 

One who has a large or voluptuous butt. Opposite of the word "busty" meaning a large bust. Buttsy refers to one's large butt.

I am having a hard time finding jeans that fit in the butt. They are all just too tight in the rear. I guess I am just too buttsy.

buttsy by FASH1976 November 22, 2009

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

bathroom photoshoot by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

Twi-dult 

Twi-dult's are the adult population obsessed with the Twilight saga. Twilight is no longer only a teenage obsession. The Twi-dult's have more disposable income than the average teenage Twilight fan thus being able to buy ridiculus amounts of Twilight merchandise. The most extreme obsessions are evident when the Twi-dult's incorporate a part of Twilight into their everyday lives.

Veronica could be the leader of the Twi-dults. Her bedroom is decorated in a Twilight theme and her husband threw her a Twilight themed birthday party when she turned 34.

Twi-dult by FASH1976 September 20, 2009

slut goggles 

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

slut goggles by FASH1976 September 8, 2009

crotch-botched 

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

crotch-botched by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

buffabulous 

The feeling one gets after a good workout ...buff and fabulous.

Laurie did 10 laps around the track tonite. Afterwards she was feeling buffabulous.

buffabulous by FASH1976 September 3, 2009