FASH1976's definitions

sophisticant

This is an individual who tries to be sophisticated but just can't. They may have all the money to buy the finer things in life but still can't pull it off. The sophisticant lacks finesse, has no class, is outdated, and has terrible taste.

David picked me up in his new BMW to take me to an amazing restaurant tonite but I was embarrassed to be seen with the sophisticant because he was wearing an old, ill-fitting, tweed blazer and torn brown loafers.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

gymorexic

A gymorexic is someone that will eat whatever they desire with no regard to the nutritional content and rationalize it by going to the gym later and engaging in hours of strenuous exercise to "work off" overindulgences in food.

Kellie ate 2 slices of pizza, 1 slice of cake, 5 Oreo cookies, and 2 hot dogs for lunch but thinks its not a big deal because she's going to the gym tonite...she's gymorexic.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

fleshmesh

Fleshmesh is also known as nude or flesh colored ladies panty hose.

You could tell Carla was embarrassed when I pointed out that huge run in her fleshmesh.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

hairyscary

This occurs when body hair is not tended to. For example, females may go without shaving, legs, or armpits and males may go go without waxing their backs or chests for an extended period of time.

Charlie took off his shirt to reveal a hairyscary back.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

sophistican

This is the opposite of a sophisticant. The sophistican is sophisticated in every way and may or may not have all the money in the world to buy the finer things in life, but they are educated, have tact, are cultured, exhibit excellant taste, are well mannered, and can pull it off every time. There is nothing phony about the sophistican.

Charlie took me out to dinner and knew exactly which entree I would enjoy..right down to the wine. I let him order for me because he is the sophistican in this relationship.

by FASH1976 September 2, 2009

buffabulous

The feeling one gets after a good workout ...buff and fabulous.

Laurie did 10 laps around the track tonite. Afterwards she was feeling buffabulous.

by FASH1976 September 3, 2009

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009