FASH1976's definitions

snow rage

This is rage brought on by all things snow storm related. It could occur while driving in snow, shoveling the snow, digging your car out from the snow, or not having the proper tools to deal with the snow.

Johnny: I left my snow shovel by the garage and now its missing. Turns out my next door neighbor took it without asking and never brought it back! Now I'm really pissed!

Mark: Calm down. Don't let the snow rage get to you!

Johnny: I'm going to use my snow blower and blow all this snow on her driveway she just shoveled!

by FASH1976 February 26, 2011

buffabulous

The feeling one gets after a good workout ...buff and fabulous.

Laurie did 10 laps around the track tonite. Afterwards she was feeling buffabulous.

by FASH1976 September 3, 2009

sophisticant

This is an individual who tries to be sophisticated but just can't. They may have all the money to buy the finer things in life but still can't pull it off. The sophisticant lacks finesse, has no class, is outdated, and has terrible taste.

David picked me up in his new BMW to take me to an amazing restaurant tonite but I was embarrassed to be seen with the sophisticant because he was wearing an old, ill-fitting, tweed blazer and torn brown loafers.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

Twi-dult

Twi-dult's are the adult population obsessed with the Twilight saga. Twilight is no longer only a teenage obsession. The Twi-dult's have more disposable income than the average teenage Twilight fan thus being able to buy ridiculus amounts of Twilight merchandise. The most extreme obsessions are evident when the Twi-dult's incorporate a part of Twilight into their everyday lives.

Veronica could be the leader of the Twi-dults. Her bedroom is decorated in a Twilight theme and her husband threw her a Twilight themed birthday party when she turned 34.

by FASH1976 September 20, 2009

Flaunted House

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.

My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!

by FASH1976 October 30, 2011

cap and hide

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.

I didn't feel like brushing my fro so I just put a hat on and did the old cap and hide.

by FASH1976 March 9, 2010

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009