by FASH1976 September 03, 2009

This is an individual who tries to be sophisticated but just can't. They may have all the money to buy the finer things in life but still can't pull it off. The sophisticant lacks finesse, has no class, is outdated, and has terrible taste.
David picked me up in his new BMW to take me to an amazing restaurant tonite but I was embarrassed to be seen with the sophisticant because he was wearing an old, ill-fitting, tweed blazer and torn brown loafers.
by FASH1976 September 01, 2009

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.
by FASH1976 March 09, 2010

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.
Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.
by FASH1976 November 04, 2009

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.
I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.
by FASH1976 September 06, 2009

This occurs when body hair is not tended to. For example, females may go without shaving, legs, or armpits and males may go go without waxing their backs or chests for an extended period of time.
by FASH1976 September 01, 2009

Coronaggedon caused people to stockpile food and supplies due to COVID-19. It might be the end of civilization but if you have toilet paper, you're going down clean.
by FASH1976 March 23, 2020
