sophisticant

This is an individual who tries to be sophisticated but just can't. They may have all the money to buy the finer things in life but still can't pull it off. The sophisticant lacks finesse, has no class, is outdated, and has terrible taste.

David picked me up in his new BMW to take me to an amazing restaurant tonite but I was embarrassed to be seen with the sophisticant because he was wearing an old, ill-fitting, tweed blazer and torn brown loafers.

by FASH1976 September 01, 2009

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 06, 2009

manceps

This is an unfeminine condition that occurs in women from lifting too many weights at the gym which leaves arms looking overtly masculine. The arms are extremely defined like a man's accompanied with bulging veins.

Gina used to have flabby arms but after lifting weights everyday she's got manceps!

by FASH1976 August 26, 2009

fleshmesh

Fleshmesh is also known as nude or flesh colored ladies panty hose.

You could tell Carla was embarrassed when I pointed out that huge run in her fleshmesh.

by FASH1976 September 01, 2009

asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.

Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.

by FASH1976 December 03, 2009

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

femfart

A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.

Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009