FASH1976's definitions

coronaggedon

The end of modern civilization as we know it brought on by COVID-19.

Coronaggedon caused people to stockpile food and supplies due to COVID-19. It might be the end of civilization but if you have toilet paper, you're going down clean.

by FASH1976 March 23, 2020

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

sophisticant

This is an individual who tries to be sophisticated but just can't. They may have all the money to buy the finer things in life but still can't pull it off. The sophisticant lacks finesse, has no class, is outdated, and has terrible taste.

David picked me up in his new BMW to take me to an amazing restaurant tonite but I was embarrassed to be seen with the sophisticant because he was wearing an old, ill-fitting, tweed blazer and torn brown loafers.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009

buffabulous

The feeling one gets after a good workout ...buff and fabulous.

Laurie did 10 laps around the track tonite. Afterwards she was feeling buffabulous.

by FASH1976 September 3, 2009

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

manceps

This is an unfeminine condition that occurs in women from lifting too many weights at the gym which leaves arms looking overtly masculine. The arms are extremely defined like a man's accompanied with bulging veins.

Gina used to have flabby arms but after lifting weights everyday she's got manceps!

by FASH1976 August 26, 2009

femfart

A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.

Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009