FASH1976's definitions

cap and hide

When a girl doesn't feel like brushing her hair but has to go out in public, she will grap a cap to hide her messed up mop in and let the rest hang out as a ponytail in the back.

I didn't feel like brushing my fro so I just put a hat on and did the old cap and hide.

by FASH1976 March 9, 2010

Flaunted House

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.

My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!

by FASH1976 October 30, 2011

coronaggedon

The end of modern civilization as we know it brought on by COVID-19.

Coronaggedon caused people to stockpile food and supplies due to COVID-19. It might be the end of civilization but if you have toilet paper, you're going down clean.

by FASH1976 March 23, 2020

bathroom photoshoot

A bathroom photoshoot is a photo session that takes place in a bathroom. Usually these are self portraits taken in the bathroom in front of a mirror. These portraits are intended to be uploaded into social networking sites such as myspace or facebook. Pictures are taken of one's reflection in a mirror or the camera is simply held out at arms reach to get a snapshot.

Ellen's bathroom photoshoot pics came out bad! You could see dirty towels and trash all over the floor in the background. Her abs looked nice though.

by FASH1976 November 4, 2009

snow rage

This is rage brought on by all things snow storm related. It could occur while driving in snow, shoveling the snow, digging your car out from the snow, or not having the proper tools to deal with the snow.

Johnny: I left my snow shovel by the garage and now its missing. Turns out my next door neighbor took it without asking and never brought it back! Now I'm really pissed!

Mark: Calm down. Don't let the snow rage get to you!

Johnny: I'm going to use my snow blower and blow all this snow on her driveway she just shoveled!

by FASH1976 February 26, 2011

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

femfart

A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.

Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009