sophistican

This is the opposite of a sophisticant. The sophistican is sophisticated in every way and may or may not have all the money in the world to buy the finer things in life, but they are educated, have tact, are cultured, exhibit excellant taste, are well mannered, and can pull it off every time. There is nothing phony about the sophistican.

Charlie took me out to dinner and knew exactly which entree I would enjoy..right down to the wine. I let him order for me because he is the sophistican in this relationship.

sophistican by FASH1976 September 2, 2009

Sophistirachet 

a woman of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially and otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette, yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest strip club songs, brilliantly updated on most prime-time rachet cable programs and conversant in the tongue of hoochie mama. She's the kind of woman who can waltz at a ball, but when Juicy J's "Bands A Make Her Dance" begins blaring from the sound system, she'll be the the first one to twerk, but at least keep her shoes on in an attempt to control herself.

Darquisha: Look at Moriah twerk like she don't have a job!
Mersaydeez: Yeah girl, she may be all corporate and sh*t, but she down. She sophistirachet.

Sophistirachet by bubblegumbeauregarde April 24, 2013

bowling shoe sophisticate

A bowling shoe sophisticate is person who dresses in outré clothing when going to a nice restaurant, such as leisure suits, bolo ties, and bowling shoes. Obviously, this is meant sarcastically.

Yes, Hector was a true bowling shoe sophisticate: he wore yoga pants, a university sweatshirt, and - yes! - bowling shoes with the size on the back.

bowling shoe sophisticate by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020

sophisticat 

A sophisticated, super cool cat who can make this face --> :3

A dude: "Look at that guy! He's such a sophisticat."
Another dude: "Dude yea he is! Look at his face!"
Sophisticat: ":3"

sophisticat by MAKE_THIS_FACE!_:3 July 11, 2010

Sophisticated 

The opposite behavior of 98% of the population below age 21.

Sophistication is a mix of knowing when a joke's over, caring somewhat about the consequences of your actions, talking about something of reasonable importance, having a good dose of common sense, not letting your immediate reactions control your life, knowing how much information is TOO much information, and not wearing wearing your jeans lower than your underwear.

Sophistiated: "Hi, Jenna. It's great to hear from you again! Yes, I'd love to come over for dinner, thanks. 6:30 works perfectly. I'll see you there!"

Unsophisticated. "Oh em gee. JENNA! Wow...like...WOW. I can so so not believe it's you, like, omigosh! Can I like...stop by or something? 'Cause my ex is in town, and he's SOOOOOOOOOO annoying. Like, stalker-ish annoying. It's sort of freaky -- hey, hello?! Like, are you still there?"

Sophisticated e-mail: Ms. Thompson, I will not be in your 4th period history class today because of an illness I've contracted. Can you please send the homework assignment to me? Thanks, Corina.

Unsophisticated e-mail: ummmmmmmmm hi ms t this is corina and im sick so liek i cant come to class and i need the hw k bai

Sophisticated by Just somebody. February 21, 2007

Sophistiratchet 

a person of highly educated pedigree (academically, socially & otherwise). Fluent in various forms of public etiquette yet is equally knowledgeable of the latest trap music , updated on most prime-time ratchet cable programs & conversant in the tongue of ratchet.

A sophistiratchet would make the perfect spouse for a corporate hood person.

Sophistiratchet by quba3603 January 7, 2013

Sophistifaction 

The feeling of satisfaction gained by indulging or partaking in sophisticated pastimes, such as wine tastings, chamber orchestra recitals, gallery openings and transatlantic cruises.

I experienced a feeling of sophistifaction after finishing the last glass of Dom Perignon.

Sophistifaction by Klynx Kimball January 21, 2009