FASH1976's definitions

femfart

A fart released by a female. Femfarts may be short in duration, high-pitched, squeaky, unexpected and sometimes can be silent but smelly.

Anne and I were cruising in her car to the mall, when all of a sudden she let out a femfart with no warning.

by FASH1976 August 25, 2009

sophistican

This is the opposite of a sophisticant. The sophistican is sophisticated in every way and may or may not have all the money in the world to buy the finer things in life, but they are educated, have tact, are cultured, exhibit excellant taste, are well mannered, and can pull it off every time. There is nothing phony about the sophistican.

Charlie took me out to dinner and knew exactly which entree I would enjoy..right down to the wine. I let him order for me because he is the sophistican in this relationship.

by FASH1976 September 2, 2009

slut goggles

These are obnoxious sunglasses worn by women. They usually are over embellished with crystals, have lenses and frames that are so huge they cover the entire eye socket and brow bone, and are cheap, trashy designer knock-offs hence fit for a slut.

Marcy's slut goggles were a cheap knock off of the latest D&G sunglasses. The frame temples had the initials G&D on them. How tacky can you get?

by FASH1976 September 8, 2009

buttsy

One who has a large or voluptuous butt. Opposite of the word "busty" meaning a large bust. Buttsy refers to one's large butt.

I am having a hard time finding jeans that fit in the butt. They are all just too tight in the rear. I guess I am just too buttsy.

by FASH1976 November 22, 2009

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

manceps

This is an unfeminine condition that occurs in women from lifting too many weights at the gym which leaves arms looking overtly masculine. The arms are extremely defined like a man's accompanied with bulging veins.

Gina used to have flabby arms but after lifting weights everyday she's got manceps!

by FASH1976 August 26, 2009