FASH1976's definitions

Product Prolonger

In this economy many people are looking for ways to save money. One is to prolong their products. For example, they may water down handsoap or cut open a tube of toothpaste to scrape all of the toothpaste out. These things are done to ensure every ounce of product is used before buying anything new.

girl 1: There is no more handsoap left.

girl 2: Sure there is! (fills up the soap bottle with water)

girl 1: The handsoap is water-downed now! Stop being a product prolonger and toss the bottle in the garbage!

by FASH1976 April 29, 2010

asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.

Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.

by FASH1976 December 2, 2009

Text Talker

An individual who is still in text mode when writing emails or letters. They write everything abbreviated as most people do in text messages but they continue to abbreviate everything even when not phone texting. This is out of habit but for some its just sheer laziness.

Dear Laurie,

How R U 2day? I hope all is well with U! I can't w8 4 spring break so I can come 2 Florida 2 visit U! Do U think the plane ticket will be Xpensive? Thanks 4 letting me stay in your beach house! I will write U l8ter....

Luv U,

Kaitlyn

P.S. Sorry I am a text talker...I'm just so use to texting on the phone so now when I write letters its just habit for me to abbreviate everything. LOL!

by FASH1976 February 5, 2010

gymorexic

A gymorexic is someone that will eat whatever they desire with no regard to the nutritional content and rationalize it by going to the gym later and engaging in hours of strenuous exercise to "work off" overindulgences in food.

Kellie ate 2 slices of pizza, 1 slice of cake, 5 Oreo cookies, and 2 hot dogs for lunch but thinks its not a big deal because she's going to the gym tonite...she's gymorexic.

by FASH1976 September 1, 2009