FASH1976's definitions

asslete

An athlete that makes an unbelievable ass of himself in the public eye.

Tiger Woods is an asslete for cheating on that gorgeous wife of his.

by FASH1976 December 2, 2009

coronaggedon

The end of modern civilization as we know it brought on by COVID-19.

Coronaggedon caused people to stockpile food and supplies due to COVID-19. It might be the end of civilization but if you have toilet paper, you're going down clean.

by FASH1976 March 23, 2020

snow rage

This is rage brought on by all things snow storm related. It could occur while driving in snow, shoveling the snow, digging your car out from the snow, or not having the proper tools to deal with the snow.

Johnny: I left my snow shovel by the garage and now its missing. Turns out my next door neighbor took it without asking and never brought it back! Now I'm really pissed!

Mark: Calm down. Don't let the snow rage get to you!

Johnny: I'm going to use my snow blower and blow all this snow on her driveway she just shoveled!

by FASH1976 February 26, 2011

Flaunted House

A house that has gone overboard in decorating for Halloween. Characterized by light and music shows, dramatic, blown up and life size yard decor. The opposite of a haunted house.

My next door neighbor has a flaunted house. She put out about 20 hand carved pumpkins, hung a skeleton from her balcony, and is blasting "Thriller" in sync with her light show and there is fog and mist surrounding her front yard!

by FASH1976 October 30, 2011