Eushshtb's definitions

It can't happen here

The literal truth.

America will never become authoritarian or have a civil war, because it's culture of liberty is too deeply enshrined. Also, civilians have guns, preventing the rise of tyranny. So therefore, it can't happen here. Seriously.

by Eushshtb January 18, 2023

Iran

A bully who beats up a kid because the teacher is too weak to make their threats of punishment believed.

Teachers need to be effective at getting students to behave well so that kids don't get beaten up by Irans.

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Reverse Hawk Tuah

When your penis spits into your partner's mouth during oral sex by urinating

Www. My partner gave me a reverse hawk tuah

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Swebr

A person who makes spider webs, in pirate speak

Arrgh, me maties. Spiderman be a swebr here

by Eushshtb October 24, 2024

Argumentum ad caucasum

A fallacious argument that says that an opinion someone disagrees with is only held by white people or people who suck up to white people

An example of Argumentum ad caucasum:

A black dude: I'm a Republican
Another black dude: You are sucking up to white people

by Eushshtb July 19, 2023

Chairman Jao Bai Den

Joe Biden, the supreme leader of Chimerica

America is dead. The CCP is in charge now. Hail Chairman Jao Bai Den.

by Eushshtb March 28, 2021

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024