EROCK's definitions
Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.
Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.
by Erock June 29, 2003

by EROCK February 2, 2003

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004


Nani: "dude...you should hit up that girl....she has some nice tattyfats and bumtank..."
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"
by erock March 22, 2004
