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cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
by EROCK February 2, 2003
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emho

by Erock June 29, 2003
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g'd up from the feet up

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.
Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.
by Erock June 29, 2003
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tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag
Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."
by Erock March 22, 2004
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Punani

"Wow....Noah is being a humassive punani today"
by Erock March 22, 2004
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humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
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proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
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