27 definitions by EROCK

butter butt

When you get major sweat built up in the crack of your ass on a hot day and it gets slippery.

Dude, I need some major ventilation to get rid of this butter butt.

I got through 15 holes of swealtering heat before the butter butt needed a wipedown.

by EROCK April 19, 2004

bumtank

1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle

Nani: "Alright bro, that sloot has a great bumtank."
Erock: "Affirmative"

by EROCK March 23, 2004

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by EROCK April 15, 2004

tattyfats

extremely humassive breastesses on a female that when you see them you start to drool and want to go up and start whacking them around like a punching bag

Erock: "HOLY SHIT NANI...check out that girls tattyfats..."
Nani: "wow..."

by EROCK March 23, 2004

sweat bitch

Whore. Basically a woman whose only purpose is to provide a sexual opening for exercise (sweating).

Bitch can't form a sentence or cook a decent meal; 'bout all she's good for is a sweatbitch.

Yo sweatbitch, git me a beer.

by EROCK April 14, 2004

scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.

Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.

by EROCK May 16, 2004

Punani

A person who is a pussy; a baby

"Wow....Noah is being a humassive punani today"

by EROCK March 23, 2004