EROCK's definitions

ginebox

a girls "magic box"

Nani: "dude...you should hit up that girl....she has some nice tattyfats and bumtank..."
Erock: "Yeah...and i've heard she has a tight ginebox"

by erock March 22, 2004

jam a grumpy

synonym for the act of taking a shit.

I'll be back in 5, I've got to jam a grumpy.

by Erock April 19, 2004

scronk

synonym for screw, fuck, doing the deed, bumping uglies, dropping in, tapping that shit, etc.

Matlock was a repeat, so we scronked instead.

by ERock May 15, 2004

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 7, 2004

Ginormous

Word meaning Giant and Enormous at the same time.

Those titties are Ginormous!

by Erock November 11, 2004

Punani

A person who is a pussy; a baby

"Wow....Noah is being a humassive punani today"

by Erock March 22, 2004