Erock's definitions

firestarter

A girl who won't get wet and will use your cock as Kindling in her vaginal fire.

That girl was a firestarter.

by Erock April 6, 2004

bajaji

brown, hairy boy who likes the casino occasionaly shaves his ass for the ladies. Refuses to smoke marijuana due to asthma in his uterus. Fantasy Buffalo Bills with worst pick in the draft.

"Damn i just lost 200 dollars in the fantasy basketball playoffs after being first all year. Im going to shave my ass and enjoy it. I got randy johnson 2nd round with wagner in the 4th ." - Steve

"You're such a bajaji, steve" - Dave

by erock March 12, 2004

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.

Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.

by Erock April 7, 2004

Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

by Erock November 12, 2004

reindeer games

Code name for sex, used when you can't say sex.

Playing reindeer games.

by EROCK August 27, 2004

butt pee

When your poo has the consistency of pee.

After drinking a case of Old Milwaukee, Jeff had a serious case of butt pee.

by Erock April 6, 2004

butter butt

When you get major sweat built up in the crack of your ass on a hot day and it gets slippery.

Dude, I need some major ventilation to get rid of this butter butt.

I got through 15 holes of swealtering heat before the butter butt needed a wipedown.

by Erock April 19, 2004