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Early Morning Hard On - Found primarily among young males of the species
I woke up this morning with a total EMHO!
emho by A-Train March 10, 2003
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An emo prostitute (ho), usually seen with dark eyeliner and styled hair. Most of their myspace pictures contains pictures of them looking in a mirror with tears made out of makeup on their faces, or them looking up and to the side affectionately.
"Have you seen those pics of Marissa on myspace? She's so hot!"
"Naw dude, she's just a nasty ass emho."
emho by teabag6969 June 9, 2007
emhoe, an emo whore who browses myspace looking for dick.
"All these emhoes were all over cakez' dick"
emhoe by Flappeh May 10, 2008

Emhoolah 

"Kills the Enemy" or "Man Killer." Comes from the Arapaho Aim-Hodl-Ah. Represents a prestigious Kiowa background and familial lineage, backed by warriors with the same name of the aforementioned term. Originally unable to be said in it's true form therefore white-washed to "Emhoolah."
Don't fuck with him, he's an Emhoolah.
Emhoolah by Anonymous Koy-geah September 9, 2010
1. When one is a hoe but doesn't have any hoes so they are emo= Emhoe.
2. When one is really horny and emo about it because they do not have anyone to have sex/make out with= Emhoe.

3. When one is single and emo about it= Emhoe.
I'm so emhoe because I have no one to cuddle and cry with.
I have been single for months so I'm emhoe.
Emhoe by itiptoe_tofreedom July 5, 2017
a person who is emo and a hoe. instead of saying two words, just say one.
im an emhoe because i hate life and i want some.
emhoe by mopppy June 20, 2006
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