Definitions by Doyle

Baggage Handler 

Someone who loves to be Tea Bagged.

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

Baggage Handler by Doyle March 7, 2004

Fee Fee Bag 

A jack off device made of a rubber glove,a rolled up towel, some duct tape & a squirt of lotion. (Usually used in Prison)

Someone ripped off my Fee Fee Bag so I had go into the meat locker,Drill a hole into a 5 pound boneless turkey breast & fuck the shit out of it.

Fee Fee Bag by Doyle March 7, 2004

Taint Lick 

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

Taint Lick by Doyle February 18, 2004

asspresso 

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

asspresso by Doyle February 18, 2004

bone rub 

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

bone rub by Doyle February 18, 2004

seven vein boner

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

seven vein boner by Doyle February 18, 2004

vajocko

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

vajocko by Doyle February 18, 2004