Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Doyle

Spokesman

Someone who loves to 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road

The spokesman took alot of Brown at the Salad Bar

Spokesman by Doyle March 7, 2004

Ben got a job at the San Francisco airport as a "Baggage Handler" & won employee of the year for never losing anyones skin baggage

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

Taint Lick by Doyle February 18, 2004

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

asspresso by Doyle February 18, 2004

A man who likes to rub other men's crotches.

I unknowingly went into a gay bar & was approached by 3 bone rub's. Needless to say I kicked some ass & ran out of that joint.

bone rub by Doyle February 18, 2004

An enormous erection with veins popping out that resembles a midget arm holding a potatoe

I hit her over the head with my seven vein boner & she got a mild concussion

seven vein boner by Doyle February 18, 2004

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

vajocko by Doyle February 18, 2004