Doyle's definitions

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 11, 2004

bologna skins

very large aereolas, commonly found on overweight women

I took off her shirt expecting too see a nice pair of knockers and was horified to see some bologna skins.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

rashsquatch

A large big foot like person who drinks so much hard liquor that he develops a six color rash on his ass & taint region

I sold the rashsquatch a case of gold bond powder & he ran out in a week

by Doyle April 24, 2006

box sledding

A colorful term for having sex with a fine young fox.

I'm in need to go box sledding with that hot little number.

by doyle December 5, 2003

Fee Fee Bag

A jack off device made of a rubber glove,a rolled up towel, some duct tape & a squirt of lotion. (Usually used in Prison)

Someone ripped off my Fee Fee Bag so I had go into the meat locker,Drill a hole into a 5 pound boneless turkey breast & fuck the shit out of it.

by Doyle March 7, 2004