muppet

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car."
or
"Don't try me, you muppet."

by Doyle September 06, 2004

Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

vajocko

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

kree kree

A boy who likes to fish in the porcelain pond & eat corn back dolphins

I saw a kree kree in the mens restroom with a fishing pole & a full stringer of peanut headed eels.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

Meximelt

Two fine ass latina sluts mixed in with a lucky male contestant.

I could have settled for a waverunner, but I have high expectations and I grabbed two latin bombshells and had myself a little meximelt.

by doyle December 05, 2003

Taint Lick

Someone with a insatiable appetite for licking the area between your nuts & corn hole.

I ran out of toilet paper so I had a taint lick clean up my zone.

by Doyle February 18, 2004