chezzaray

When youve been touching cotton all night & you develop a piece of brown cheese in your underwear & after it dries you peel it off & place it into someones sandwich

des was so hungry that he ate an entire toasted chezzaray sandwich

by doyle February 13, 2004

salad bar

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

by doyle February 13, 2004

auto suck

A motorized Cock Sucking Vaccum that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)

On my way to Montana I didn't see any truck drivers so I put over 1000 miles on my new "Auto Suck)

by Doyle March 12, 2004

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 15, 2003

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 19, 2004

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004