Doyle's definitions

man boy

A 35 year old boy who smokes alot of weed & resembles Ralph Machio

The man boy got laid at the NAMBLA meeting

by doyle February 13, 2004

bee stings

little ass speed bump tits

That chick had some bee stings, I had to get out a magnifying glass to see those thangs.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

White Castle

A load of Cum shot into someones beer

I gave that bitch a White Castle & she hungrily guzzled it down with vengeance

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Ass Sniper

Someone who likes to dress up in camoflauge & uses stealth to sneak up on an unsuspecting ass & then stab it with his Meat Bayonet.

I once sniped a womans tight anus from over 300 meters with my pink party rifle.

by Doyle March 7, 2004

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

vajocko

When a woman runs her finger in and out of her pussy & then rubs it around the rim of someones beverage.

She gave me a vajocko & it made my bloody mary taste more like clamatoe.

by Doyle February 18, 2004