Doyle's definitions

hawk

to steal or "borrow" something

Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

glen danzig

Yelling out "mother" while banging your girlfriends mom.

I had to pull a glen danzig on that ass.

by doyle November 21, 2003

asspresso

When you take a shit into an espresso maker & turn it on. Then you float a load of foamy jism on the top if you want to make it a Cock Cappacino.

When I worked at starbucks I used to make alot of Asspressos.

by Doyle February 18, 2004

chump squeeze

The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)

My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

toot

home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.

'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'

by doyle May 13, 2004

beef drapes

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

by doyle February 11, 2004

doyle

a complex individual, even to complex to himself. Is usually misunderstood, becaause of the immense bullshit that he speaks that seems to make sense. Is a phycho-genius and make a lot of people think the same.

doyle wtf areyou talking about? wait that does make sense.

by doyle December 5, 2004