Doyle's definitions

five-on-one

another definition for yankin your crank

My girlfriend wouldn't put out again so I had to go play some five-on-one.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

auto suck

A motorized Cock Sucking Vaccum that you plug into the cigarette lighter of your car for long road trips.(usually used by professional truck drivers)

On my way to Montana I didn't see any truck drivers so I put over 1000 miles on my new "Auto Suck)

by Doyle March 11, 2004

A Slater

A woman sits naked on top of a glass table & takes a shit while you lay under the table & masturbate

She served up a mean slater with a side of corn

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Cohee

A large Loogy placed into your hand & then slung silently & indiscreetly onto someone.

I coheed 5 times on that bitch & she walked around the party with them oozing down her back

by Doyle February 11, 2004

Jocko

When you rub & scratch your sweaty, musky nutsack & then smear your hand around the rim of someones drink.

He was talking shit so when he wasn't looking I jocko'd his beer.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

hawk

to steal or "borrow" something

Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

man boy

A 35 year old boy who smokes alot of weed & resembles Ralph Machio

The man boy got laid at the NAMBLA meeting

by doyle February 13, 2004