Dirty Sanchez's definitions

Ham Shank

Ham Shank, wank. Rhyming slang for masterbation.

"I was so bored I had a Ham Shank"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003

tree

Tree. An object in which you hail three times a day for thirty seconds at a time.

This morning I hailed my tree

by Dirty Sanchez July 16, 2004

Facecloth

Jizzing in your hand and giving a face wash with it.

Dude, I just gave my bitch a facecloth.

by Dirty Sanchez December 10, 2003

Bush

The person who took all of your welfare checks from your broke asses

Damn now that Bush is in Office I cant continue to sit on my lazy ass collecting welfare. You bunch of sorry fucks

by Dirty Sanchez July 3, 2003

upper deck

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002

burrito

Definitively not the kind of shitty food Taco Bell sells and people thinks that's mexican food

John: Damn!! I just saw some big piece of shit on the table!!!
Dave: Dude...That was my Taco Bell burrito

by dirty sanchez January 13, 2005

Double Anal

To take two penises in your ass. LikeAnal but more painful. occasional seen in porn. Half of a DVDA....

"Wow check out that slut she's takin a double anal"

by Dirty Sanchez November 14, 2003