Didda Tinkle's definitions

unternet

Sarcastic term for the Internet. Also the name for someone who doesn't know how to use the Internet.

I am a surfingk the Unternet. Lolzies.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

silent but deadly

When a fart can be emitted so silently yet its strong enough to floor a rhino.

Eating a Meat-Lovers pizza gives you silent-but-deadly ass-gas.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.

Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

to the limit

Getting crazy-go-nuts, but no more than the restricted amount.

I had to abide by the rules, so I raised the roof to the limit.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

rubberduck

A weakling, a squishy tart with a shrill voice and short memory-span. Now, where was I?

The rubberduck sucked a buck.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 1, 2004