Attempting to be funny and random

What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:

1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken

Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.

When I looked up this word, one of the suggestions was "50 Facts About Women". Oh, how convenient.

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

pennywhistles and moonpies

Something they must have had in the 40's and 50's. As far as I know, a pennywhistle would be an old fashion term for "a whistle that costs a penny". Go figure. A moonpie would just be a somewhat archaic term for a pie shaped like the moon (circular).

"Now go and spend it on pennywhistles and moonpies!"

by Didda Tinkle July 01, 2004

to the limit

Getting crazy-go-nuts, but no more than the restricted amount.

I had to abide by the rules, so I raised the roof to the limit.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

hypothesis

A prediction or educated-guess based on current evidence that is yet to be tested.

I hypothesize that my pants will decend.

It seems that my hypothesis was correct. Now, to get funky.

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

superliminal

Delivering a message directly as a command or order, unlike subliminal messaging, which delivers them indirectly or without the receiver's knowledge.

"YVAN EHT NIOJ" - Subliminal
"HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!" - Superliminal

by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004

brushhead

1. The head of a paintbrush
2. A baffoon
3. Bart Simpson

1. I covered the brush head in lacquer and stroked it across my upper-lip. I sniffed and sniffed, I did.

2. "Hey brushhead, that's a waterbomb, not a condom."

3. Bart Simpson has a head like a brush.

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004