Didda Tinkle's definitions

Lucid Dreaming

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

brown out

A reduction or cutback in electric power, especially as a result of a shortage, a mechanical failure, or overuse by consumers.

If a city uses too much electricity, a brown out occurs.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

duty

Diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).

Ahahah. Duty. Ahahah. Diarrhea.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

friend of bob

A person who insists on getting his educational assistance from BOB (Back of Book).

Bob is not friendly to me or my invisible companions at all!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004