Definitions by Didda Tinkle

Lucid Dreaming 

Being able to control your dreams, a subject brought up a lot in the movie "Waking Life", an artistic look into dreaming and death.

They say you can tell if you are dreaming by flicking a lightswitch. If you are dreaming, the light will never turn off. In lucid dreaming you can fly about, cause havoc or fornicate with all that you please.

Lucid Dreaming by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

flaccid 

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

flaccid by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

duty 

Diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).

Ahahah. Duty. Ahahah. Diarrhea.

duty by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

excrement 

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

excrement by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

simpleton 

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

simpleton by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

friend of bob 

A person who insists on getting his educational assistance from BOB (Back of Book).

Bob is not friendly to me or my invisible companions at all!

friend of bob by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

secret agent

What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.

MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!

(Worst movie ever)

secret agent by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004