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Definitions by Death Menace

December 27, 2022 

Is something supposed to happen on this date?

Why did you change the date of my definition for “Ball of Confusion” to this date?
December 27, 2022

I noticed that my definition has this date… but how can this be, when that date hasn’t even passed yet?
December 27, 2022 by Death Menace September 1, 2022

I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth 

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (you fuckin' fruit)
He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

The Four Horseman 

By the last breath of the fourth winds blow

Better raise your ears

The sound of hooves knocks at your door

Lock up your wife and children now

It's time to wield the blade

For now you've got some company

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die! Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman

You have been dying since the day you were born

You know it's all been planned

The quartet of deliverance rides

A sinner once, a sinner twice

No need for confession now

'Cause now you've got the fight of your life

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Time, has taken its toll on you

The lines that crack your face

Famine, your body it has torn through

Withered in every place

Pestilence, for what you've had to endure

And what you have put others through

Death, deliverance for you for sure

There is nothing you can do

So gather 'round young warriors now

And saddle up your steeds

Killing scores with demon swords

Now is the death of doers of wrong

Swing the judgment hammer down

Safely inside armor, blood, guts and sweat

The Horsemen are drawing nearer

On the leather steeds they ride

They've come to take your life

On through the dead of night

With the four Horsemen ride
Or choose your fate and die!

Ohh yeah yeah!
The Four Horseman by Death Menace August 22, 2022
Ow
I've crushed a thousand ants
And I've flushed a hundred spiders
I didn't even know their names
I never let it bother me
Dead bugs on the sole of my shoes
Dead bugs clog the drain
What's dead is now long forgotten
I never let it bother me
No memories of anything, no pain
No memory of anything, no pain
P.C.C.

Blood rain stains my shirt
Blood rain blackens my heart
A thousand bloody faces crack my mind
Uhuh
What's done is done
I just always was
What's done is lost in memory
I never let it bother me
I never let it bother me
P.C.C. by Death Menace August 22, 2022
Fade away, fade away
Fade away, fade away

She looks out of her window
Only seeing her own reflection
Silent eyes that stare back to the distance
Water on the window pane distorts her pretty face
She feels that's what she looks like everyday
Looking down toward the floor
Back up through the window
She sighs a misty breath, a ghost without a haunting
Street light fills her empty room
Dark, cold and lonely
She goes back to her bed to try to sleep her nightmares away
She's gonna fade away
Fade away
She's gonna fade away
Fade away

Nightmares, they are recurring
Monsters she could turn and face
Scream at them with all her might
And see them die
One day she'll have the courage
To do what she wants to do
End a life of misery and for once be happy

She's gonna fade away
Fade away
She's gonna fade away
Fade away
She's gonna fade away
Fade away
She's gonna fade away
Fade away
She's gonna fade away
Fade away
Fade Away by Death Menace August 20, 2022

Our Love 

I can tell by the way you hold your head

Tell by the way you smile

You're tellin' me lies

But I don't need to know

It's your life
When we're together babe it's love all the time

Livin' in this heart of mine

You tear me apart

Now I don't want to hear you

Start again
Please don't ask no questions

And I won't tell you lies

Diggin' in the dirt

Only gonna hurt

It's time you realized
If you got somethin' to say

Go ahead 'n' fire away

No matter what card you play

It's you I've always needed
Our love will never die

Don't know why

It's a feelin' inside
We both had lovers outta town

Both like foolin' around

It doesn't really matter

Because we'll never fall apart again...
Our Love by Death Menace August 20, 2022

Guys Do It All the Time 

Got in this morning at four a.m.
You're as mad as you can be
I was drinking and talking and you know how that goes
Time just slipped away from me
By the time I knew what time it was
It was too late to call home
Stop carrying on acting like a child
I wasn't doing anything wrong

Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

I know I left my clothes all over the place
And I took your twenty bucks
No I didn't get the front yard cut
Because I had to wash my truck
Will you bring me a cold one, baby
Turn on the TV
We'll talk about this later
There's a ball game I want to see
Guys do it all the time
And you expect us to understand
When the shoe's on the other foot
You know that's when it hits the fan
Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

You look like you just took a long look in the mirror
Tell me baby if things don't look a whole lot clearer

Get over it, honey, life's a two way street
Or you won't be a man of mine
So I had some beers with the girls last night
Guys do it all the time

Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time, all the time
Yeah, guys do it
Yeah, guys do it
All the time