Dave's definitions

Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.

It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.

by Dave October 24, 2003

Darth Vader

The most bad-ass Star Wars character. Once he was a snotty stuck-up brat named Anakin Skywalker (or at least, he was such when he grew up), but after he fell to his doom in molten lava, a kick-ass black suit was made that could preserve his body. Now as the master of the Force, he can choke people using telekinesis, and like Yoda, get all the hoes.

"I didn't raise my son to be a wimp!"
-Darth Vader, after hearing Luke cry

by Dave January 6, 2005

Fujiko

Female character of the manga/anime series Lupin III. She's hot and has a 39'' bust to go along with that succulent body of hers. ^-^ will Lupin ever pork her? Probably not.

"Faye Valentine is pretty-much the Fujiko of the new age. But, Fujiko is still so damn hot. ^-^"
-me

by Dave January 29, 2004

Interceptor

Body armor that can withstand high-caliber munitions, including 7.62.

"Interceptor is a cool name for a durable armor vest."

by Dave November 11, 2004

alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

Huey

Vietnam-era multipurpose helicopter.

"I'm takin' a Huey."
-me taking a Huey in Battlefield Vietnam

by Dave June 23, 2004

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004