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local black guy

Peter Griffin.

On that one episode where Peter Griffin learns that he has african ancestors, he is referred to on the news as "Local Black Guy".
"If I had black heritage I'd ask to be referred to this subtitle on the news as well. lol but then again I'm a weird person myself."
-me
by Dave February 18, 2004
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G3A3

Assault rifle developed by Heckler & Koch. 20-round clip chambered for 7.62x51mm NATO.

Said to be very accurate.
"The G3A3 is a fine gun in Raven Shield. But the MP5SD5 serves me better it seems."
-me
by Dave April 1, 2004
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almy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.
by dave July 18, 2003
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by nature

The very essence of something that is the truest answer to it.
"By nature, Christianity is a moral religion and highly-respectable. There are just stupid people who try to pervert it into what they want it to be."
"By nature, America is a good country. It's just not perfect. Nothing that is human is perfect."
"By nature, Iraq is a good country. The fact that it was run by a dictator made Iraq a horrible place."
"By nature, human beings are good. There are just morons here and there. By nature, these negatives are supposed to be the minority of the population."

"But just because something is something by nature doesn't mean it always is. This is called contradiction. This is also why there is prejudice and hatred. There are even things and beings that are evil by nature."
by Dave June 18, 2004
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wifi

Wireless ethernet. The most common standard is 802.11b.

Believed by technophobes to cause cancer in school children.
by Dave October 12, 2003
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winona ryder

A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
by Dave November 13, 2003
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hamham

shut the fuck up you hamham
by Dave January 15, 2004
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