Dave's definitions

cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.

"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"

by Dave May 13, 2004

Kami-Sama

"Lord God" (?)

The name of God in japanese.

"Oh my Kami-Sama!"

by Dave April 4, 2004

Boy Sets Fire

An extremely unique hardcore band. Hardcore is stretching it even, their sound is so unique. Most of their songs are political or socially charged. They have an excellent, unique sound.

After the Eulogy, Rookie, and Last Years Nest are superb songs.

by Dave July 3, 2005

lesbianos

Some word I like to shout out for whatever reason I feel like, including just the reading of the word "lesbian". Meant to sound italian.

"*prancing about* lesbianos!!!"
-me

by Dave January 26, 2004

going pharmacy

Going postal, but in a pharmacy after getting too many complaints about high copays.

John totally went pharmacy on Mrs. Glick after she bitched that he couldn't her 8 prescriptions ready in 2 minutes

by Dave March 16, 2005

Assmonkey

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

by Dave September 12, 2003

Barrow in Furness

A simply magical coastal town in Cumbria, England. A place of outstanding natural beauty and lively cultural activity. The incredibly wide-ranging entertainment opportunities include: knife-fighting, shagging 15 year-old mothers, having your shoes nicked, skag, and much, much more.

General #1: There's only one nuclear warhead left in the world. Where should we use it?

General #2: Barrow in Furness, obviously.

by Dave November 18, 2003