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Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"
by Dave October 10, 2004
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1. close together or without flexibility
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))
2. a term used by preppies to mean that something is cool or awesome (special rule: if you don't want to sound like a silly preppy, then you MUST follow tight up with the word vagina whenever you use it in the awesome context(this rule was created by my man, colin lamb))
1. these pants are so tight my balls cant breathe
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!
2.a(preppy). those shoes are TIGHT!
b(not preppy). those shoes are TIGHT.... vagina!
by Dave January 09, 2004
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"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-
by Dave December 31, 2004
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*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.
*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.
MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"
"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"
"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."
by Dave September 09, 2004
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A gimmick that is quite popular amongst Metal Gear fans because the "Mission Failed" logo is actually "Time Paradox". In reality though, a time paradox is a contradiction of time. For example, take Metal Gear Solid 3's background. It's set in 1964. The main character's death, according to the storyline, would mean World War III. Thus, if he is killed, reality as we know it would suffer a time paradox because he wasn't supposed to die, and his death would mean the end of the world.....of course, we're still alive today.
Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.
Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.
by Dave November 19, 2004
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"She had a camel toe.....I thought about how badly I wanted to rub her pussy, but I had to keep calm."
-me
-me
by Dave July 09, 2004
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What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off her crotch? Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's them selves
being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight
clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one.
(NOT that were knocking women or anything.)
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman has a cameltoe.
She should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
by Dave September 07, 2003
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