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spag

A slang Australian word for an Italian person. Comes from the word spagetti.
"You bloody spag."
by Dave September 21, 2003
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Super Loco Pelirojo

If I was a wrestler that would be my name. His finisher would be the 810 splash and he would dominate the lucha libre world.
by Dave November 25, 2003
mugGet the Super Loco Pelirojomug.

Monging out

The come-down after smoking marijuana
Shit man- i'm monging out
by Dave October 22, 2004
mugGet the Monging outmug.

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.
"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me
by Dave July 14, 2004
mugGet the lecturemug.

Drink Beer, the holiday

An unofficial holiday originally conceived March of 2005. The holiday occurs on the 4th Saturday of every June.

The main purpose of the holiday is to honor beer in all its forms by consuming it throughout the course of the day. The secondary purpose of the holiday is to give chronic binge drinkers one more day on which they can justify over indulgence.

Note that in order to properly represent the holiday in print, appropriate capitalization and comma usage must be maintained.
Dave: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow, the 4th Saturday of this month of June?

Steve: Drinking some beers to celebrate Drink Beer, the holiday.
by Dave June 17, 2006
mugGet the Drink Beer, the holidaymug.

FBI warning of doom

Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.
"*turning on a WWE pay-per-view*....there's the FBI warning of doom."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
mugGet the FBI warning of doommug.

nuculer strategery

George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^
"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
mugGet the nuculer strategerymug.

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