Dave's definitions

Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003

White House

*The building in Washington DC where the president of the United States resides and does his work. Although it's his house, he has no privacy.

*A term referring to a segregated house allowing only people of caucasion ethnicity.

Libby-Lib : "There will never be a black president because they called the White House since we're racist and all that shit man."

Me : "Oh shut up, you don't know nothin'."

Libby-Lib : "We're smarter than you Republican nazis!"

Me : "Nazis were national socialists, not conversative capitalists."

Libby-Lib : "There won't be a black president ever."

Me : "Not until Condoleeza Rice runs, my friend."

by Dave September 9, 2004

Sandfields

A place made on sand hence the name. Located in Port Davies under the control of King Duke Lord of Earl (see Duke of Earl) near the Sea of Lloyd. Known for all its fighting, drunkards, and druggies. All residents hate other parts of Port Davies especially Fairfield and Aberavon where the High Sheriff lives.

Sandfields is the place to be!
You are now entering a densely populated area.

by Dave February 9, 2005

stoof

stoof, the begeing of stufu, the common pronunciation of stfu. therefore, stoof is a shortened version of, shut the fuck up

gtfo stoof nubx0rz

by Dave November 4, 2003

shweep

see example.............

Engineer with PCB problem: "I just can't figure this out."

John The Specialist:"You've definitely got a problem somewhere in the electronics."

Passerby Technician:"Shweep!"

by Dave March 9, 2005

really though

An interjection used when one is unsure that his audience believes what he just said, usually followed by an abbreviated retelling of said disbelieved topic.

An interjection used when one wants to change the mood from humorous or light to one where his audience will trust that what he's about to say is true.

See also seriously

Really though, I'm not a clown. I just like the suit.

by dave June 24, 2004

Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.

Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.

by dave April 2, 2005