A grocery store chain designed by Satan himself. To work for this store is to be a total slave. You will be mistreated in every way imaginable. They focus on being as fake to the customer as possible but the customer isnt actually their top priority. Nope. Pleasing the corparate clones takes priority. Praising sweet Satan is what Fry's is all about. So do not apply at Fry's. They will get your soul. You don't even get the luxury of a reach around......or even a pineapple.
Hi I work at Fry's. Hey look its the District Manager "How does the place look?" "It looks horrible! You are a pathetic waste of life. You are good at nothing. You were adopted. Now If you'd excuse me, I must go play golf and snort cocaine."
by RobTheMeatMan August 07, 2017
by June bizzle October 26, 2007
by heynow022003 October 25, 2007
by IBTAL September 26, 2019
Tripping fucking balls on LSD (lysergic acid diethylamide) or Mushrooms (psilocybin)
"Frying fucking balls" is normally used for when the walls are all different colors..(and breathing), the design on the carpet is crawling up the walls, there are swirls of colors floating in the air, everything is a cartoon, your best friend looks like a weasel, and you are uncontrolably laughing
as you can see "Frying" is used because it is like taking out your brain, and throwing on a frying pan made of rainbows, and filled with peace and love.
"Frying fucking balls" is normally used for when the walls are all different colors..(and breathing), the design on the carpet is crawling up the walls, there are swirls of colors floating in the air, everything is a cartoon, your best friend looks like a weasel, and you are uncontrolably laughing
as you can see "Frying" is used because it is like taking out your brain, and throwing on a frying pan made of rainbows, and filled with peace and love.
Matt: Dude, how was Disneyland?
Ryan: hahah, holy fucking christ dude, i ate like 2 grams of mushrooms, and was laughing my ass off at everything, then i was handed a tab of the strongest LSD i have ever come across..
went on the buzzlightyear ride, and was frying so fucking hard all i could do was laugh..
then went on the Winnie the Pooh ride, and it was THE greatest moment of my life.
Matt: hahah, holy shit man, thats insane
Ryan : yeah, i was losing my fucking mind man..
my brain was a mass of sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
Ryan: hahah, holy fucking christ dude, i ate like 2 grams of mushrooms, and was laughing my ass off at everything, then i was handed a tab of the strongest LSD i have ever come across..
went on the buzzlightyear ride, and was frying so fucking hard all i could do was laugh..
then went on the Winnie the Pooh ride, and it was THE greatest moment of my life.
Matt: hahah, holy shit man, thats insane
Ryan : yeah, i was losing my fucking mind man..
my brain was a mass of sunshine, lollipops and rainbows.
by fRyan April 12, 2009
I had to eat the acid when the cop pulled me over! I was frying so hard in the police station the walls were melting!
by Chris May 28, 2003
by Lil grabby September 25, 2018