Definitions by Dave

daveomatic

Commercially available industrial and domestic work bot designed to provide ISDN technical support and dispensing hot lovin’.

I've got one of those new Daveomatics. Try him on spin cycle. Whiter than white!

daveomatic by Dave November 20, 2003

butter 

another word for money, dollar, wonga etc...

making his butter off these blood suckers.

butter by dave November 20, 2003

Denley

A seat or chair on which it is impossible to get comfortable.

I just can't relax on this Denley.

Denley by Dave November 19, 2003

judanaut 

Someone highly trained in the ways of being Jud. Most Judtastic!

He's a real Judanaut!

judanaut by Dave November 19, 2003

BT Connect 

Anomoly or contradiction

I'm so confused i'm BT Connect

BT Connect by Dave November 19, 2003

Horrocks

Conkers, Bag-o-jacks, bunch of grapes. A dence cluster of internal and external piles.

AAAARRRRGH!!! I've sat on me Horrocks!

Horrocks by Dave November 19, 2003

AOL 

Exclamation: resigned to complete failure.

It doesn't work. AOL

AOL by Dave November 19, 2003