haf

The smaller of two halves

"Which piece do you want?", "I'll just have the haf thanks"

by Ashman25 May 06, 2006

haf

A cheeky laugh used on IRC. Is pronounced as is. Usually follows a rude comment or statement or when someone else is in an unfortunate situation.

<CF> D: my mom found my porn collection
<frances> haf haf haf

by frances_farmer December 30, 2003

haf

hype as fuck

yeah , im gotta new phone . im haf !

by ow , shawty bhadd May 09, 2010

haf

Stands for "Having A Fit" made up by Chloe and is used when something is funny.

"i had your ma last night"
"HAF HAF HAF HAF"

by Jen February 11, 2005

HAF

Means Hot A F**k

dang that girl is Haf

by KOOL KAT88 January 28, 2017

HAF

High As Fuck.

After you take that last hit and you sittin there like man... i am high is fuck right now.

The other day me and John were smokin up and that man got HAF

by Ganjaman1821525 September 30, 2010

HAF

haf; h.a.f.
hot as fuck

Oh snap, you lookin HAF right now.

by amorr September 07, 2010