Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

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Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 04, 2018

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Math

People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

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Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.

It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH

by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018

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DISGUSTANG

The word your mom says when she finds you peeing in the sink or finds your poop sock.

Mom:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MY CHILD

Child: umm... that's my poop so-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!
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Mom: Hello my child im ho- WHAT THE FUCK!!!

*catches son peeing in sink*

Child: I can explai-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

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