Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 04, 2018

Thanos Wheelchair

A type of wheelchair that can be used to wipe out half of the universe.

*Somebody uses thanos wheelchair*

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."

by DarkDefinor November 05, 2018

Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.

"Another One! JEEZ!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

Muffin

The worst insult and can be used to describe a pussy or dumbass.

*Gets raped*
"Get the fuck off me you Muffin!"

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 05, 2018