16 definitions by DarkDefinor

Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 4, 2018

DISGUSTANG

The word your mom says when she finds you peeing in the sink or finds your poop sock.

Mom:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MY CHILD

Child: umm... that's my poop so-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!
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Mom: Hello my child im ho- WHAT THE FUCK!!!

*catches son peeing in sink*

Child: I can explai-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

bulbasaur

Cisco's favorite starter pokemon

"Bulbasaur is the cutest starter pokemon"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Math

People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.

It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH

by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018

Natsuki

When your dad beats you

"My dad Natsuki'd me hard yesterday!"

by DarkDefinor September 10, 2018

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018