DISGUSTANG

The word your mom says when she finds you peeing in the sink or finds your poop sock.

Mom:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MY CHILD

Child: umm... that's my poop so-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!
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Mom: Hello my child im ho- WHAT THE FUCK!!!

*catches son peeing in sink*

Child: I can explai-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 04, 2018

Pablo

My Kachigga that lived in a third world country near Mexico and got shot by boarder patrol when attempting to illegally cross the boarder.

Me: Yo Nigga, lets cross the boarder illegally and get out of this shithole

Pablo: ok Nigga

*crosses boarder, Pablo gets shot by boarder patrol*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

Another One! JEEZ!

What my awesome teacher Mr. Wilson said in his commercial.

"Another One! JEEZ!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 05, 2018

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Travfather

Your daddy tavoo gotchu bruh

Person 1:Guess who was at the party?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'll give you a hint, women were throwing their bodies on him.

Person 2: oh! Travfather was there?

by DarkDefinor September 07, 2018