Black Friday

A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.

White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high

Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya

Asian Nigga:ニーガーなぜ私たちは無料のお土産を取得していないので、私はあなたが私の脂肪アニメロールビットであなたを食べるニンガIMゴナ!!!!!

by DarkDefinor December 03, 2018

Jack off January

The month after "Destroy Dick December" Where you jack off all day.

"I'm ready for Jack off January!"

by DarkDefinor December 04, 2018

Math

People who like math do meth

"Ew that guy takes math class! Call the cops!"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Wednesday

The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.

It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH

by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018

Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Natsuki

When your dad beats you

"My dad Natsuki'd me hard yesterday!"

by DarkDefinor September 10, 2018

Travfather

Your daddy tavoo gotchu bruh

Person 1:Guess who was at the party?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'll give you a hint, women were throwing their bodies on him.

Person 2: oh! Travfather was there?

by DarkDefinor September 07, 2018