DarkDefinor's definitions

bulbasaur

Cisco's favorite starter pokemon

"Bulbasaur is the cutest starter pokemon"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

fortnite noob

People who kiss their dads on the mouth

"DAMN IT!!! A FORTNITE NOOB JUST KILLED ME!!!!"

by DarkDefinor September 7, 2018

Natsuki

When your dad beats you

"My dad Natsuki'd me hard yesterday!"

by DarkDefinor September 10, 2018

Travfather

Your daddy tavoo gotchu bruh

Person 1:Guess who was at the party?

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: I'll give you a hint, women were throwing their bodies on him.

Person 2: oh! Travfather was there?

by DarkDefinor September 7, 2018

DISGUSTANG

The word your mom says when she finds you peeing in the sink or finds your poop sock.

Mom:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MY CHILD

Child: umm... that's my poop so-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!
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Mom: Hello my child im ho- WHAT THE FUCK!!!

*catches son peeing in sink*

Child: I can explai-

Mom: DISGUSTANG!!!

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

Pablo

My Kachigga that lived in a third world country near Mexico and got shot by boarder patrol when attempting to illegally cross the boarder.

Me: Yo Nigga, lets cross the boarder illegally and get out of this shithole

Pablo: ok Nigga

*crosses boarder, Pablo gets shot by boarder patrol*

Me: NOOOOOOOOO

by DarkDefinor December 3, 2018

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018