Dark Chaos's definitions

Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.

Leonard is your God now.

by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004

Pokey

A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.

Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.

by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004

Nosenuggets

A funny word, originating from the show MXC. Can be used for anything.

Vic Romano says, "Nosenuggets!"

by Dark Chaos December 25, 2003

Atheist

1. A person who does not believe in a deity or God.

(In extreme cases, it is also a person who criticizes others for believing "fairy tales" from the Bible. These people are not atheists, as they would have you think, but elitists, and should be given a severe beating.)

An Atheist does not go to Hell, because in his mind, there is no Hell.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

F-U

Two letters in the word fun.

We put the F-U back in FUN!

by Dark Chaos December 21, 2003

Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

by Dark Chaos February 6, 2006