Dark Chaos's definitions

Napoleon Bonaparte

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

Angry Tiny Man

A person of the male gender who is short in size and deeply troubled by the world around him.

The angry tiny man ate through my feet, so now people call me "Stumpy".

by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004

ABB

An abbreviation for "Anybody But Bush."

"Anybody but Bush" being a term used by neo-libs, socialists, communists, and all stupid parties in the US to indicate they do not like Bush in office. In actuality, a very rediculous term, as it opens a very broad statement, suggesting that one could run the country better than Bush has. (Please see elitist for a more detailed description of these people.)

Elitist: ABB!
Me: What, like you?
Elitist: Yes!
Me: What good will you do?
Elitist: Um...

by Dark Chaos July 30, 2004

Appeaser

A person, often a peacenik, who believes that if you give the enemy what they want, they won't do anything more.

See also: France, Howard Dean, Bill Clinton, liberal

The actions of an appeaser let Hitler take over Europe.

by Dark Chaos July 29, 2004

Pokey

A penguin that lives in the Arctic Circle, often accompanied by his friends Headcheese and Mr. Nutty.

Headcheese: Pokey are you drunk on love?
Pokey: Yes. Also whiskey, but mostly love...and whiskey.

by Dark Chaos August 16, 2004

Leonard "J." Crabs

The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.

Leonard is your God now.

by Dark Chaos July 31, 2004

Michael Myers

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

by Dark Chaos February 6, 2006