Definitions by Dark Chaos

Encyclopedia Dramatica 

A group of former /b/tards that were banned from 4chan for posting child porn. These former /b/tards (now just "tards") went and vandalized 4chan's Wikipedia article, and were promptly banned from there, too. Out of bitterness, these people began Encyclopedia Dramatica as a way to get back at the Internet and fill the gigantic void where their e-cocks used to be. Articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica usually consist of websites or people which are all branded as "unfunny" and/or "gay" because Encyclopedia Dramatica is the Absolute Internet Judge Of All That Is Funny And/Or Gay.

The pedophile was banned from a website, so he wrote an article about the website on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Encyclopedia Dramatica by Dark Chaos November 10, 2006

Michael Myers 

A famous celebrity, best known for his work on Saturday Night Live, as well as his movies: Austin Powers, Shrek, and even The Cat in the Hat (Which wasn't very well-accepted by the media, or the public for that matter, but come on: It's Michael freakin' Myers!)

"Yeah, shagadellic, baby!" he's known for saying.

Michael Myers by Dark Chaos February 6, 2006

Angry Tiny Man 

A person of the male gender who is short in size and deeply troubled by the world around him.

The angry tiny man ate through my feet, so now people call me "Stumpy".

Angry Tiny Man by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004

Senator 

A person who runs in a presidential election, but loses to the opposite party, because they did not have a senator running.

Senators can't win elections: It didn't work for Dole, it didn't work for Lieberman, it didn't work for Kerry, and it's not gonna work for Clinton.

Senator by Dark Chaos December 11, 2004

flux capacitor 

A 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, grants access to the fourth dimension. (The ability to travel through time.)

Just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it!

flux capacitor by Dark Chaos September 4, 2004

Napoleon Bonaparte 

A French emperor who was a great military commander. He conquered most of Europe, then he was forced into exile, where he died.
He was a short, dead dude, to be blunt.

Bonaparte was never blown apart.

Napoleon Bonaparte by Dark Chaos August 19, 2004

Seanbaby 

An 80's/video game fan who writes for EGM about games that suck badly, and a site for everything else.

We can all agree: Seanbaby kicks ass.

Seanbaby by Dark Chaos August 17, 2004