Daniel's definitions

b.m.w.

Big Mean Woman

Hey, Tom your mom sure is a B.M.W.

by DANIEL December 1, 2003

confuzzled

1)Stoned and confused.2)stoned and unsure.3)stoned and in a state of unknowingnessness.4)stoned and are tyler caldwalader.

1)Tyler was CONFUZZLED due to the fact hat he was Bamboozled.2)"What?i am all confuzzled.".

by Daniel July 26, 2004

krookie monster

Skaters unable to skate transition. Originates from the skate trick "k-grind" short for "crooked-grind"

"Dude, that grom can switch heel a 10-stair, but he cant drop into a 2-foot tranny!"
"I know bro, he's a krookie monster"

by Daniel April 5, 2005

wej

Relating to a group of young jewish people

That place is going to be full of wej tonight

by Daniel August 2, 2004

Kiran

Check/look up "Keeran"

Keeran is so cool and pretty.

by Daniel August 5, 2004

Marty Friedman

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.

One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.

"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"

by daniel December 14, 2004