Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...
you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable
by Daz January 04, 2005
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the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
by Daz May 13, 2005
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banging!

to bang an old birds nips/tits whilst using an up and down motion with da hand e.g ali g's booyakasha
by daz May 14, 2003
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smella

The genitalia of the female species (in bad condition)
Sheesh that girl had one proper smella!
by Daz December 14, 2003
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7 n 1/2

the magical numba
this is the reason the universe exisists
this ruler is 7 n 1/2 inces long
it is 1/2 past 7
how meny times hav i walked down this street ( 7 n 1/2 )
... and so on
by daz March 29, 2004
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scummer

You scummer
by daz April 02, 2004
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saggies

boobs that have hence since dropped unetrievably south...
'my god, that 85 yr old woman would be so fuckable if it wasn't for her 3 foot saggies'
by daz October 23, 2004
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