Definitions by DaZ

Platty

a dude who lives in kent and shags computers, lil mofo. it never used 2 b a hard drive...

you: hello, u aint been a platty again hav u?
friend: sorry the usb was irresistable

Platty by Daz January 4, 2005

fadgehammer 

The art of hammering fadge

I got fadgehammered last night, i cant walk now

fadgehammer by daz December 18, 2004

Hazaah 

Hazaah is a type of onomatopoeia, devised while me and my friends were doing bugsy malone. It is used to show a group celebration about a particular event.

One person announces, "Hazaah for "insert object/name here" and then in responce, everyone shouts out "Hazaah!" in a celebrating type fashion.

This celebration is reserved only for males. If any femenists are reading this, then dont get too offended, just go and invent your own celebration

Darren:"Hazaah for hitting one of the staff with a custard pie!"

Every male: "HAZAAH!"

Hazaah by Daz December 4, 2004

saggies 

boobs that have hence since dropped unetrievably south...

'my god, that 85 yr old woman would be so fuckable if it wasn't for her 3 foot saggies'

saggies by daz October 23, 2004

ooooarg 

The sound when someone accidentaly traps their genitalia inbetween a large novel or encyclopedia. The most likely occurance is with males, however some females have known to be affected.

Ned:"whats that your reading ted"
Ted:"Oh nothing its just the..."
*book is dropped*
Ted:"OOOOARG!!"

ooooarg by Daz September 27, 2004

Tunnocks 

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.

Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!

Tunnocks by Daz September 22, 2004

Mansarino 

To own something small and slighly pathetic.

You should have seen that porno, he was talking the talking and walking the walk, but as soon as he whipped out his Crunné on it was Mansarino, she didn't know whether to stick a cocktail stick through it or suck it.

My car is Mansarino, it broke down 8 times on the way to Andorra.

Mansarino by Daz September 22, 2004