DP's definitions

annivorcery

anniversary of a divorce

My parents' anniversory was last month. Each of them celebrated with their new spouses.

by dp January 19, 2005

printy

of or pertaining to the printy mind of DP Houck when interpreting events, ideas, people, places, or really ANYTHING in his own unique way

On a rainy day, the diagonally falling rain was described as "rain falling at a non-straight angle"

by dp February 1, 2005

wigneck

A wigneck is a is a wigger but has overtones of a redneck

wigger but has redneck tendancies

by dp May 13, 2005

mukor

a crazy ass green motherfuckin blob that rules all galxies.

"Man , im mukor ova dis crib and everybody knows it."

by DP March 7, 2004

B.A.R.W

Stands for Beached Albino Rhino Whale.

Daaaamn, Rosie O'Donnel is the biggest B.A.RW I've ever seen!!

by dP April 15, 2004

blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

by dp May 6, 2003

hooped

caught in a situation that has no obvious solution

We are kind of hooped because the guy to interview you doesn't come in to work for another two hours.

by dp June 11, 2003