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furry hater

Blake, the abominable snowman: I hate furries because, uhm, reasons!
The person who got snow on their head: Ew, a furry hater. Go fucking home
by CurledPawsAndStuff July 9, 2022
mugGet the furry hatermug.

Chyme War

The online war between emetophiles and emetophobes.

While some aspects of these two sides are similar, for instance commonly having Rocky from BFDI as a comfort character, their conflicting interests make them oppose each other.

Most of the time I think internet wars are stupid, but this is the second one I’ve actually partook in.

In 2021, I fought on the side of the furries in the FvG war. Yeah fuck me because I like talking animals boohoo.
Now, I’m fighting on the side of the emetophobes.

The war started in September when an emetophile entered an emetophobic space and began saying “Me always wanting to be sick” like- what’s with the caveman grammar??
I partook in the 2023 Chyme War. I am terrified of the possibility of one single fuckin technicolour yawn and yet these people think it’s HOT.
by CurledPawsAndStuff January 3, 2023
mugGet the Chyme Warmug.

Perverted

What 98% of the definitions on this website are. I bet there are a ton of links in this definition to definitions with fake sexual meanings. Idiots will try to make people think they have had sex before by claiming that regular words and phrases are ways to have sex.
Everyone on Urban Dictionary is perverted.
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 28, 2022
mugGet the Pervertedmug.

Wattpad

Person 1: Name one website hornier than AO3.
Person 2: It’s edgy cousin Wattpad.
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 20, 2022
mugGet the Wattpadmug.

Heat stroke

Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.
I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.
by CurledPawsAndStuff August 12, 2022
mugGet the Heat strokemug.

Child

Human larva.

They may be annoying, but FOR GOD’S SAKES DON’T RAPE THEM OR ELSE I’LL JUICE YOUR BONES AND DRINK IT LIKE A SMOOTHIE (See also: Pedophile, Cuties)
Children are annoying little maggots but you are a new level of royally fucked up in the mind if you think raping them is okay
by CurledPawsAndStuff October 29, 2022
mugGet the Childmug.

Weirdcore

Biblically accurate angel fetish. See also the fetish for frogs, Frogcore (if you are into frogcore then stay away from frogs you fucking creep)
“Omggg biblically accurate angels and weird fuzzy grass are so hottt”
“Tf is his problem
“He’s into weirdcore, that’s his problem
by CurledPawsAndStuff November 2, 2022
mugGet the Weirdcoremug.

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