1. The secret society of lawyers, movie critics and chiropractors that actor Randy Quaid and his plain Jane wife, allege are after them. 2. A series of Stars Wars themed Bukkake films.
1. "We are refugees in Canada... The Star Whackers want to kill us... They killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine."
-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
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-- Randy Quaid rambling to some reporter in Canada.
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some perv: Star Whackers is the only porn film to truly capture George Lucas's Star Wars.
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