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nigga: Damn! You smokin' a crackbone. That's the most dope shit, I've ever seen.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
cracknigga: You'll never see that pussy Obama, do this. He's too good to touch animal by-products.
nigga: It's probably the crack talking?
cracknigga: Wanna blow jay? I could use da green.
nigga: I'm no fag, but yeah suck this shit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the crackbone mug.some bitch: You ran your mouth to your parents, and now your living in a camper. You sure know how derail the gravy train.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
some dude: I don't care if they own estates in Europe, the West Indies and America. I do miss my Ferrari Enzo, though.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 15, 2010
Get the derail the gravy train mug.Any corporation, partnership, company et cetera, any poser claims to be part of. Usually to impress white trash females, but also as a pathetic attempt at gaining a higher social status.
poser: I plan on inventing a new deer hunting call. It'll bring in the big one's for sure.
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
Me: What does it do?
poser: It will mimic the sounds deers horns make when they fight over a doe. You see 'em all in hunting stores. I'll just make my own, and patent it.
Me: Deer have antlers, not horns. You have to be able to use engineering and legal terms. You don't even know how to change the oil on your motorcycle.
poser: I'll make millions, you'll see.
Me: Next time keep your bullshitness, to yourself needle dick!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitness mug.1. Honest scientific study and debate of extraterrestrial visitation to earth. 2. Any of the UFO based religions (Raëlism, Scientology, Heaven's Gate, and a cluster fuck of others) that are growing. 3. A conspiracy of profiteers, that fabricate evidence of extraterrestrial visitation of earth.
1. Most of the science based ufology groups, are honest free thinkers.
2. You thought Jesus freaks were bad, look out for ufology churches.
3. Watch out for ufology hustlers, selling far eastern shit for a 1000% profit.
2. You thought Jesus freaks were bad, look out for ufology churches.
3. Watch out for ufology hustlers, selling far eastern shit for a 1000% profit.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
Get the ufology mug.1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.
1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.
2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010
Get the secondary parasite mug.A large pit left behind by surfacing mining activities. If left inactive by a mining operation, it becomes an illegal garbage dump.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
coal cracker: Let's go to that stripping pit, and push old home appliances down into it.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the stripping pit mug.1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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