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The best kept secret of clean crotched women across the globe. A heavy duty povidone-iodine douche. Basically, the last over-the-counter resort women have.
woman 1: If it wasn't for vagi-gard, I would have been in the ER for sure.

woman 2: Thank heavens. Want to scissor with that extra clean bearded clam of yours?

(Scissoring ensues. Without a funky mess mind you.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic February 10, 2012
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