Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
Get the family with benefitsmug. me: Your cunty fresh aroma, makes my heart melt. Ummm.
she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.
she: Your weird, but my cunt has never been so fucking clean. Enjoy.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010
Get the cunty fresh aromamug. 1. Like being Michael Moored, but nobody watched the movie it happened in. So it is like it never happened, anyway. 2. A non event.
1. Some faggy Jesus freaks got Bill Maherred in "Religulous", which means it's like nothing ever happened.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
2. I shit myself on the subway, but the car was filled with a support group of sexually impotent coprophiliacs. I bill maherred that one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bill maherredmug. The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.
perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
chick: No. Are you crying?
perverted virgin: No.
chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the popcorn trick scarsmug. 1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.
EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.
other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.
EXAMPLE 2
some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!
some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 11, 2010
Get the fudge nudgemug. 1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
Get the two fistingmug. Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the bullshitnessmanmug.