Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions

Andy Dick Head Slam

A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.

The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 26, 2010

muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.

man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

Moolie Monday

The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010

anal dilatation test

An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.

As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 4, 2010

fudge nudge

1. When a homosexual male flirts with another male, whether gay or straight. 2. The request of or insinuation of anal sex.

EXAMPLE 1
some dude: I totally got a fudge nudge from our gym teacher, Mr. Cumguzzler.

other dude: Yeah he hides his boner under his clipboard, while watching us change in the locker room.

EXAMPLE 2

some chick: Stab my brown eye with your Betty Crocker Fuck Musle!

some guy: Nice fudge nudge, honey!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 11, 2010

cunty fresh

The clean smell of a well maintenanced vagina.

Damn Taylor Swift is cunty fresh, nothing like the boiling cauldron of vinegar Katy Perry sits on.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 11, 2010