Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
The withdrawal of hard narcotic drugs such as opiates, alkaloids, amphetamines, et cetera. Symptoms include but are not limited to: diaphoresis, hot flashes, cold spells, vomiting, diarrhea, involuntary movements, seizures, hallucinations, physical pain and suicidal thoughts.
paramedic 1: This guy just shit all over me, when I walked up to him.
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
junkie: (moans) Come for me Jesus!
paramedic 2: This fucker is just dope sick! Just leave him on the curb, with the rest of the shit.
paramedic 1: "The rest of the shit.", is all over me!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010
Get the dope sickmug. Cindy: I decided to give Scumbellina a Melvin. It became a Melvin with cheese, to my dismay.
Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
Wendy: Ill. That's nasty.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010
Get the Melvin with cheesemug. Any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Derived from ufologist and follow.
Me: As I was saying special agent Lopez. I heard him rooting around, a little after four. He was removing the hard drives from the computer. I confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. I hit him with a couple bursts from my new H&K MP7, that mess is what's left of him.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
special agent: Typical ufollowgist bullshit. It was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. He may have tried to kidnap you.
Me: I've been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent shit happen. I feel bad for the dumb fuck.
special agent: You still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. Don't feel bad.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Get the ufollowgistmug. 1. Slang term for areas that contain active and/or inactive surface mines. Used by young people to hold impromptu parties devoid of police interference.
Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
Derived from strip mining, an archaic term for surface mining.
coal cracker: Let's go to the strippings, and have some fun.
normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.
coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
normal person: Yes. I want a lap dance.
coal cracker: I'm not doing that, to you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 21, 2010
Get the strippingsmug. Any business with a lax business model, allowing only for the owner(s) to maintain a middle-class or lower lifestyle. Sometimes dishonest practices including but not limited to: tax evasion, insurance fraud, and forced child labor; are utilized to keep the business profitable.
Most mom and pop stores are subsistence businesses. Notice how they whine about the local Walmart, yet hypocritically resell Walmart products in their stores.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
Get the subsistence businessmug. The Monday after Black Friday and before Nigga Tuesday. Used by Craig Robinson's character "Delaney" in the Kevin Smith film Zack and Miri Make a Porno.
The Xmas discounts start on Black Friday. Get better by Moolie Monday. They rock the fucking joint by Nigga Tuesday.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 2, 2010
Get the Moolie Mondaymug. redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
Get the over the mulletmug.