Cunty Fresh Fanatic's definitions
redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.
redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.
(redneck leaves)
Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
Get the over the mulletmug. Opposite of a speditor. Any contributor to the Urban Dictionary, that adds their inside jokes, crushes names, their own name, et cetera, to the UD. This bullshit ends up pissing off us editors, and slowing the editing process down.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
Get the spedtributormug. A snobby way of telling somebody "fuck you", simply by boasting about your personal wealth. You must be wealthy, first.
middle-class bitch: Eventhough I didn't show it in high school, I always respected you. I know I was in the in crowd, and you were just a wallflower. Now that we're older we should do lunch, some time.
new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.
middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?
new money man: Fucking A right it was.
new money man: I'll have to pass on that. As you can tell by the Lamborghini, I don't drive Toyota Camry's anymore.
middle-class bitch: Was that a Luxury Fuck You?
new money man: Fucking A right it was.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
Get the Luxury Fuck Youmug. The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.
Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.
Woman experienced the testicle paradox.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010
Get the testicle paradoxmug. The feeling of bewilderment a woman feels, when she rascistly expects a black man to be well hung, and he is only average (five inches or less) sized.
Joyce: I expected Jamal to be meaty, but his Irish heritage showed up in his crotch. I've gotten deeper penetration from a maxi pad.
Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?
Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
Cheryl: Oh, you mean tampon?
Joyce: I mean maxi pad, a total Barack Cock. I bet your clit is longer.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010
Get the Barack Cockmug. A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.
Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?
Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010
Get the warm crematormug. Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
Get the subsistence farmingmug.