161 definitions by Craig

snuzzle

Similar to 'snuggle' but to do so with the intention of shagging

i jumped into bed and snuzzled her

by Craig January 3, 2003

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

lunchtime shagger

Someone who has sex with their partner while on their lunch break from work.

"Why is Nichola always late back from her lunch?"
"She's a lunchtime shagger, that's why."

by Craig September 14, 2004

slug

Kill people, shoot, go through with something you are not comfortable with!

Let's have a slugfest!

We gotta slug it out in battle.

by Craig May 8, 2004

resterauntulay

This is a word used when naming a child, it basically means I don't care what it's called so you decide!

Mother: I've always liked the name Mary for a girl...
Father: I've always like the name resterauntulay!

by Craig May 7, 2004

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 23, 2005

nudger

being gay or acting like a twat

tour a nudger

by Craig March 28, 2004