Craig's definitions

tight

Close, almost impossible, lucky.

Ooh, that's a tight squeeze.

by craig May 7, 2004

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

by Craig January 5, 2004

eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig September 2, 2008

shnutz

A word of German origin which means "to have ones nutsac covered in thunder mud" or "to have shitty nuts."

I shat myself so bad that I got shnutz.

by Craig November 3, 2003

cham

To make the action of chewing on something hard, but without any teeth.

cham, chamming, chammed

The old bastard chammed as hard as he could on the Wether's Original, but it still fell out of his floppy hole.

by Craig April 10, 2004

Lars

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

by Craig June 30, 2003