down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.

Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.

by Craig January 18, 2005

Cadbury Cream Pie

When a rabbit drops a hot load in your mouth.

Dude, your rabbit just gave me a Cadbury Cream Pie

by Craig March 09, 2005

Hat Trick

You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".

I tried a hat trick, but the orgasm was over and I was out of jizz before I got to her ass.

by Craig May 13, 2005

peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

treat

Short for noob treat. One that is so bad, he is a treat even for noobs.

Have you seen this kid play halo? He's such a treat.

by Craig March 14, 2005