Craig's definitions

clarky cat

Slang term for ketamine

Do you want another line of clarky cat?

by craig December 1, 2003

Ningy

To give Kate/KAT! Ningy, DAH!

Gently with your finger tips strumming Kates/KATS! back.

by Craig August 26, 2003

neowinian

A member of the neowin.net community.

I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!

by Craig July 3, 2004

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004

Nob shiner

When an aroused man frantically rubs his turgid penis, it gives the impression that he is polishing it until it shines; hence he is a nob shiner. Used as a derogatory term to indicate a person who is behaving foolishly in the eyes of the speaker.

I saw that Halifax advert the other day and, I tell you what, that Howard is a right nob shiner.

by Craig August 10, 2004

Double yoker

Cockney rhyming slang for joker.

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders

by Craig August 27, 2004