Craig's definitions

Shit job

An unfulfilling, tedious waste of 8+ hours of the day, five days of the week, that you only persist with in order to pay the bills and the ever mounting debt that comes from having to increase your spending in order to entertain yourself outside of working hours as you are so brain dead from the hours you spend in work.

Websites such as www.urbandictionary.com are becoming increasingly popular because there are so many people out there who are either in a shit job and have nothing better to do or have had a shit job which they have quit/been fired from and are now sitting around not working as they don't want to get another shit job.

Every job I've been in

by Craig September 7, 2004

strapped

To equip ones self with one or more firearms.

See: heated

Also see: Balla Too understand the definition.



Example:

'Yo, man, you're gonna need to go get strapped up before we take out those Balla Shit!'

by Craig January 1, 2005

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

brew city

slang for Milwaukee, WI

Yo, that dude is from Brew City.

by Craig September 26, 2004

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

by Craig December 11, 2003