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pokemon

Once a very popular TV Show, Card game and video game which I myself was quite a fan of at the time. The TV Show and Card game sort of fizzled out after Poke'mon had had its time but the games were very good and they still exist to day. Of course I'm always seeing new card series's being brought out and am occasionally mildy interested because the artwork on some of the cards was rather good. In fact the card game was very popular and a lot of fights broke out about people not trading fairly and people even resorted to stealing others cards but I knew it had all gotten out of hand when at my first school they had people to watch over the swapping of Poke'mon cards and advising people on good swaps. Eventually most schools banned Poke'mon cards (and any others for that matter). So, when they began bringing out all those new Poke'mon and card sets it got a bit boring. So all in all the original Poke'mon cards, games and possibly the TV series was a rather good achievement but it never managed to keep a lot of fans after a few years, but, of course there are still dedicated Poke'mon fans all over the world.
When Poke'mon was cool:

Person 1: Whoa look I got this Japanese import of Venusaur!

Person 2: Oh well cool! Swap it for my shiny Clefairy!?

Person 1: No way!
by Craig January 21, 2005
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tauroassism

A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita, iwillmotherfuckingkillyou
'So she told me to check THIS. And so I looked, and sure enough, she had tauroassism. I didnt see that coming, but it explains all the snorting coming from her butt.'
by Craig May 29, 2003
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fricka frocka

verb: an explanation, to shout out if hurt
background: my mom made it up when she burnt her self
My mom yelled, "fricka frocka," because the pan was hot.
by Craig June 10, 2004
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meader

monkey-faced, baseball cap wearing, knuckle dragging member of one of Bristol's less affluent white areas
'ere, you is a meaderrrrrrrrr
by craig February 10, 2004
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tight

The word Tight can be used to mean Unfair.
Guy 1: Sorry I can't come out, I'm grounded.
Guy 2: That is so tight!
by craig May 6, 2004
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ookie

Ookie that green bogey is ookie
by craig March 15, 2005
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Moose Knuckle

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!
by Craig October 28, 2002
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