Craig's definitions

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 7, 2005

pokemon

Once a very popular TV Show, Card game and video game which I myself was quite a fan of at the time. The TV Show and Card game sort of fizzled out after Poke'mon had had its time but the games were very good and they still exist to day. Of course I'm always seeing new card series's being brought out and am occasionally mildy interested because the artwork on some of the cards was rather good. In fact the card game was very popular and a lot of fights broke out about people not trading fairly and people even resorted to stealing others cards but I knew it had all gotten out of hand when at my first school they had people to watch over the swapping of Poke'mon cards and advising people on good swaps. Eventually most schools banned Poke'mon cards (and any others for that matter). So, when they began bringing out all those new Poke'mon and card sets it got a bit boring. So all in all the original Poke'mon cards, games and possibly the TV series was a rather good achievement but it never managed to keep a lot of fans after a few years, but, of course there are still dedicated Poke'mon fans all over the world.

When Poke'mon was cool:

Person 1: Whoa look I got this Japanese import of Venusaur!

Person 2: Oh well cool! Swap it for my shiny Clefairy!?

Person 1: No way!

by Craig January 21, 2005

Knox

One of the funniest movie makers on the net. Some hate him because of his fame for work that normally he has no effort making but it's very good stuff. His claymations are hilarious and so are his movie dubs, yes NewGrounds, the website he submits most of his work to is a Flash site but if you got something good and can import it into Flash, why not show it? Sometimes dubbed by hardcore fans 'King of The Portal' because of his fame on NG. You can tell how amazing he is because he made over $5000 with a DVD he sold with some of his claymations on. At the moment he is producing a full feature movies named 'KlayWorld: Off the Table' he is also going to be making another full feature movies with real looking people in instead of his famous Blue Klaymen. Also a PC game by an independent games company, Mocos is in early development. I think it's safe to say that Knox could well be the next Nick Park.

'Did you see that Knox movie, Sniper Time?'

'Yeah that one was so funny.'

'"It's pretty good! Good salad!

'Yeah, that's hilarious'

by Craig April 21, 2005

placebo

Innefective medication given to someone to psychologically make them well. They think that they have been given medication that makes them better so their mind makes themself get better because they think the drug is taking effect. Confusing.

Dr. Jimbob: We got a guy at the front desk complaining that he is critically ill. I don't think he is though, I mean I've checked him over and he's fine.

Dr. Thomas: Just give him a placebo, that should sort it.

by Craig March 26, 2005

receed

a receeding hairline that affects the persons day to day life including their intelligence and their way of thinking. also it is very ugly and it attracts poonuggs to cling to it

holy crap mickles's receed is sworming with a clan of poonuggs

by craig October 27, 2004

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.

Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11

by Craig March 9, 2005