Craig's definitions

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by craig December 9, 2003

snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?

Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!

by Craig June 15, 2004

heated

To equip ones self with one (or more) firearms.


Example:

'Man, go get heated and we'll meet up under the bridge to take out them useless exscuse for gangsters.'

by Craig January 1, 2005

shlump/shlumpy/shlumpiness

A word meaning goodness.

That meal was full of shlumpiness!

by craig May 7, 2004

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

by Craig December 11, 2003

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004