Craig's definitions

right hand limit

Using your right hand to get your pud off. Most commonly performed by male Calculus teachers or students.

Hey Bob...The other day I was on the shitter taking the natural log when the dude in the next stall was taking the right hand limit!

by Craig November 3, 2003

fricka frocka

verb: an explanation, to shout out if hurt
background: my mom made it up when she burnt her self

My mom yelled, "fricka frocka," because the pan was hot.

by Craig June 10, 2004

pokemon

Once a very popular TV Show, Card game and video game which I myself was quite a fan of at the time. The TV Show and Card game sort of fizzled out after Poke'mon had had its time but the games were very good and they still exist to day. Of course I'm always seeing new card series's being brought out and am occasionally mildy interested because the artwork on some of the cards was rather good. In fact the card game was very popular and a lot of fights broke out about people not trading fairly and people even resorted to stealing others cards but I knew it had all gotten out of hand when at my first school they had people to watch over the swapping of Poke'mon cards and advising people on good swaps. Eventually most schools banned Poke'mon cards (and any others for that matter). So, when they began bringing out all those new Poke'mon and card sets it got a bit boring. So all in all the original Poke'mon cards, games and possibly the TV series was a rather good achievement but it never managed to keep a lot of fans after a few years, but, of course there are still dedicated Poke'mon fans all over the world.

When Poke'mon was cool:

Person 1: Whoa look I got this Japanese import of Venusaur!

Person 2: Oh well cool! Swap it for my shiny Clefairy!?

Person 1: No way!

by Craig January 21, 2005

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

neowinian

A member of the neowin.net community.

I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!

by Craig July 3, 2004

tauroassism

A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita, iwillmotherfuckingkillyou

'So she told me to check THIS. And so I looked, and sure enough, she had tauroassism. I didnt see that coming, but it explains all the snorting coming from her butt.'

by Craig May 29, 2003

Moose Knuckle

N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.

Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!

by Craig October 28, 2002