eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig June 19, 2006

Knox

One of the funniest movie makers on the net. Some hate him because of his fame for work that normally he has no effort making but it's very good stuff. His claymations are hilarious and so are his movie dubs, yes NewGrounds, the website he submits most of his work to is a Flash site but if you got something good and can import it into Flash, why not show it? Sometimes dubbed by hardcore fans 'King of The Portal' because of his fame on NG. You can tell how amazing he is because he made over $5000 with a DVD he sold with some of his claymations on. At the moment he is producing a full feature movies named 'KlayWorld: Off the Table' he is also going to be making another full feature movies with real looking people in instead of his famous Blue Klaymen. Also a PC game by an independent games company, Mocos is in early development. I think it's safe to say that Knox could well be the next Nick Park.

'Did you see that Knox movie, Sniper Time?'

'Yeah that one was so funny.'

'"It's pretty good! Good salad!

'Yeah, that's hilarious'

by Craig April 21, 2005

clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex

have you got a clitionary?

by craig March 12, 2003

clarky cat

Slang term for ketamine

Do you want another line of clarky cat?

by craig December 01, 2003

There's a knife in my eye!

Usually a phrase said when people are being silent to make them laugh! Or, if you have a knife in your eye!

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There's a knife in my eye!..... So what did you do yesterday?
......

by craig May 09, 2004

Cuckoo

Someone who has lost the plot and has no idea what time of day it is. Often talks incessantly about nothing in particular, regardless of whether you are listening to them or not. Also bonkers and hatstand.

You know Nichola King? She's totally cuckoo

by Craig May 10, 2004

dfh

Declining Facial Health

Me: "You are ugly."
Other person: "No I'm not."
Me: "Yes you are...you have dfg."
Other person: "Blargh!"

by Craig December 02, 2004