Craig's definitions

sme

The love of my life. Since the first day i layed my eyes on him, i wanted to enter him, in a sexual manner.

by Craig March 27, 2003

Boria

(n.) A want-to be pimp and player. He get even get play from his mamma.

There is a boria being turned down by another girl.

by craig March 30, 2003

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

tauroassism

A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita, iwillmotherfuckingkillyou

'So she told me to check THIS. And so I looked, and sure enough, she had tauroassism. I didnt see that coming, but it explains all the snorting coming from her butt.'

by Craig May 29, 2003

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003

Lars

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

by Craig June 30, 2003

fizz

unlucky, out of luck,

A football player misses an open goal. "how fizz is that" (how unlucky is that)

by craig July 20, 2003