Craig's definitions

Busted

A band who had possibly one catchy song called 'Year 3000' or something. Their biggest fans are girls who don't really have a clue about good music they're just caught out by their supposed good looks. It has been rumoured they don't even play their own guitars. Busted also spawned another band called McFly which I swear to god do exactly the same songs as Busted which isn't surprising since Busted write their songs and are their best mates. Anyway Busted could be appealing to some, but not people who like proper guitar music.


See crap
Also see McFly

Commercial:

The new Busted album is out on sale featuring even more strangely contorted faces on the cover! Buy Soon! Only 2.99 'cause it's shit!

by Craig December 30, 2004

clarky cat

Slang term for ketamine

Do you want another line of clarky cat?

by craig December 1, 2003

crack house

An apartment where crack smokers gather to... Well, smoke crack.

Lets go down to the crack house!

by craig May 7, 2004

fizz

unlucky, out of luck,

A football player misses an open goal. "how fizz is that" (how unlucky is that)

by craig July 20, 2003

trick-or-treat

American phenomenon that has infiltrated the UK over the last 20 years. When organised by adults the event results in sweet, fancy dressed children being given confectionery by random strangers whose houses the children have knocked on the doors of. However the reality is that groups of antisocial delinquents have an excuse to roam streets, threatening and intimidating anyone stupid enough to open their front doors to them and generally vandalise property and disturb the peace. It is the parents of these reprobates that think the idea is fun as they are completely unaware of the havoc their little darlings are causing. Another great American export. God Bless America, indeed.

Trick or treat? The trick is that I will throw an egg at your house and vandalise your garden. The treat is I'll do exactly the same, even if you give me some sweets.

by Craig November 1, 2004

WMOM

White Males Oppressing Minorities

Craig, man, you just can't be part of the WMOM.

by Craig April 13, 2005

Brother J

The frontman in the hip hop group, X Clan.

Brother J is an amazing emcee for X Clan.

by Craig April 8, 2005