peaches and cream

Man is getting oral gratification from man or woman (your choice). Just before that special moments comes and your gratifier stops bobbing and leans back to get a face full. At this point a quick punch to the nose will yeild a nice trickle of blood which will quickly be joined by a shower of semen and when mixed togeter becomes your peaches and cream.

If this hoe doesn't start showing my balls some attention this blow job will end in some peaches and cream.

by Craig January 20, 2005

heathpark

when someone plays all the games for a certain team

wow, that guy has done a heathpark this season

by Craig December 09, 2004

Paddy

A Paddy is an Irishman. The traditional Irish name Patrick, used to be spelt Padrick in the slightly older days... Thus making the word Paddy.

Englishman: Hey Paddy! Paddy!
Irishman: Im going ta kill ya to be sure!

by Craig June 15, 2004

treat

Short for noob treat. One that is so bad, he is a treat even for noobs.

Have you seen this kid play halo? He's such a treat.

by Craig March 14, 2005

st. anger

Probably Metallica's worst album. Being such a hardcore fan of the band I at least would like to say there are some okayish songs on the album, Some Kind of Monster probably being the best. Even when Metallica changed their style with Load and ReLoad they were still a kickass band, but their latest album was very poor to Metallica standards because they tried experimenting with nu-metal music. I don't believe Lars is the downfall though, I mean his drumming in St. Anger sounds pretty much the same in all the songs but all the songs sound the same anyways. It would make sense if they had recorded all the songs, one after another without really changing the guitar FX or drums, but it took them three years, but seeing the DVD named 'Some Kind of Monster' you can sort of see what problems they had making this album.

*Listening to Some Kind of Monster*

Person who has never heard it: Wow. This is really crappy compared to other Metallica songs.

Me: Yeah, this is probably the best one on the album though.

by Craig March 24, 2005

Ando

Fine strain of marijunana

This shit is totally Ando

by craig July 16, 2004

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.

Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.

by Craig January 18, 2005