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A waste of time and trash and every concept created by it is ass
Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Person: People need suffering to give meaning to life and we need philosophy to understand the world.
Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries?
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah
Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah
Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!
Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person
Source: Trust me
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Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!
Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person
Source: Trust me
L+ratio+kys
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Objective truth mug.Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Berkeley people mug.When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.
Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
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Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself
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Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself
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Person: I watch jreg he’s so smart and self aware while being relatable.
Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
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