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Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Berkeley peoplemug. Something people pretend to have until they are inconvenienced or are faced with any kind of uncomfortable confrontation.
Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries?
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah
Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah
Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the Moralesmug. Was funny at first then after the 100th post ironic intellectual circlejerk posing as a joke I realized how cringe his videos are.
Person: I watch jreg he’s so smart and self aware while being relatable.
Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Jregmug. Greatest beatboxer/artist of all time. He Has some pretty good critiques on Post-modern society hidden in his songs.
I just listened to the Fortnite battle pass song by Abdul Cisse the greatest music artist of all time!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the Abdul Cissemug. A waste of time and trash and every concept created by it is ass
Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Person: People need suffering to give meaning to life and we need philosophy to understand the world.
Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Philosophymug. Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the Realitymug. by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the Niggy Nigstersmug.