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Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites
Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.
Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.
Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.
Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.
Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the Performative racism mug.Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Get the One piece mug.Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Person: People need suffering to give meaning to life and we need philosophy to understand the world.
Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!
Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person
Source: Trust me
L+ratio+kys
Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!
Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person
Source: Trust me
L+ratio+kys
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Objective truth mug.Was funny at first then after the 100th post ironic intellectual circlejerk posing as a joke I realized how cringe his videos are.
Person: I watch jreg he’s so smart and self aware while being relatable.
Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Get the Jreg mug.The belief that people suck and that society is doomed to fail but in my opinion it doesn’t mean it’s their fault.Human nature is just naturally ball juice.My strain of misanthropy is that which includes the concept that people are a product of their environment and time is linear. You can only do things that people claim to be good if you are in a certain mind space or place in wealth and safe from physical harm/mental.The same is with so called bad people, it’s all influenced by your environment and that any person can become evil/not good by whatever standards you judge people by.In the end their are certain patterns in humans that displays greed and contempt. Philosophy,politics, and religion are all used to justify harming others. I don’t blame them tho that’s just how humans are. I and you are just like the rest we are ball juice.
Alysia: So you believe in Misanthropy and people are bad
Me:yes
Alysia: How do you justify this?
Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan
Me:yes
Alysia: How do you justify this?
Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan
by Cockblastof09 April 15, 2022
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