Performative racism

When you pretend to be racist or conservative for attention or social gain.
Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites

Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.

Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.

Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(
Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself
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Abdul Cisse

Greatest beatboxer/artist of all time. He Has some pretty good critiques on Post-modern society hidden in his songs.
I just listened to the Fortnite battle pass song by Abdul Cisse the greatest music artist of all time!
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Misanthropy

The belief that people suck and that society is doomed to fail but in my opinion it doesn’t mean it’s their fault.Human nature is just naturally ball juice.My strain of misanthropy is that which includes the concept that people are a product of their environment and time is linear. You can only do things that people claim to be good if you are in a certain mind space or place in wealth and safe from physical harm/mental.The same is with so called bad people, it’s all influenced by your environment and that any person can become evil/not good by whatever standards you judge people by.In the end their are certain patterns in humans that displays greed and contempt. Philosophy,politics, and religion are all used to justify harming others. I don’t blame them tho that’s just how humans are. I and you are just like the rest we are ball juice.
Alysia: So you believe in Misanthropy and people are bad

Me:yes

Alysia: How do you justify this?

Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan
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Jreg

Was funny at first then after the 100th post ironic intellectual circlejerk posing as a joke I realized how cringe his videos are.
Person: I watch jreg he’s so smart and self aware while being relatable.

Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
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Niggy Nigsters

Sounds racist but its not it just sounds so good phonetically.

Source: I made it up
Paul: Niggy Nigsters

Jim: that’s racist!

Paul: Ok bud
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Philosophy

A waste of time and trash and every concept created by it is ass

Source: Name one branch of philosophy that doesn’t have millions of exceptions and don’t make assumptions that contain fallacies and mass generalizations.
Person: People need suffering to give meaning to life and we need philosophy to understand the world.

Me: What if If we reprogrammed the human brain to be happy all the time with what if magic or I just easily poke a hole in any argument you make just like any other ism and theory.
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