Coworker : I met this Berkeley chick and she was talking about politics and it was annoying.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
Me:You still think Berkeley people exist?
Coworker: huh?
Me:You ever actually just look closely at a Berkeley person and feel something is off?
They have to be holograms that materialize once you interact with them.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
Me:*Trying to break ice*don’t do it man let’s talk, you watch anime?
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
Stranger:*about to jump off a bridge and end his life* this is the first time I’ve been noticed, and yeah I watch anime.
Me:np what’s got you down my guy?
Stranger: I feel alone and no one loves me
Me:I know that it may feel that way but things get better.
Stranger:I’m scared of being miserable forever
Me:Why don’t you come down from their and we can go watch some anime at my place and talk.
Stranger: yeah sure, you like one piece too?
Me:Kys no one loves you and your mid piece.No wonder no one likes you
Stranger: jumps
Me:Trollface.jpg
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Something people pretend to have until they are inconvenienced or are faced with any kind of uncomfortable confrontation.
Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries?
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah
Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah
Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
CNN: Conservatives are bad!
Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!
Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person
Source: Trust me
L+ratio+kys
Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!
Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person
Source: Trust me
L+ratio+kys
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.
Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.
Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.
Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.
Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?
Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.
Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.
Beckisha: Fuck all of you
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
That one dope kid that is always happy and doesn’t care about stuff that he can’t control. Gets along with everyone even tho he’s into intellectual hobbies.You’ll typically find him playing Nintendo games. Different from a regular gamer because he showers but still exclusively eats only the finest McDonald’s chicken nuggets.He knows every Pokémon/beyblade.
Jeremy: Did you hear Jordan got accepted into Harvard,NBA, and got mad bitches.
Lisa: Yeah of course he’s a digi-chad
Lisa: Yeah of course he’s a digi-chad
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022