Jreg

Was funny at first then after the 100th post ironic intellectual circlejerk posing as a joke I realized how cringe his videos are.
Person: I watch jreg he’s so smart and self aware while being relatable.

Me: has seizure after remembering the amount of cringe that video essay philosophy invokes.
by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Digi-Chad

That one dope kid that is always happy and doesn’t care about stuff that he can’t control. Gets along with everyone even tho he’s into intellectual hobbies.You’ll typically find him playing Nintendo games. Different from a regular gamer because he showers but still exclusively eats only the finest McDonald’s chicken nuggets.He knows every Pokémon/beyblade.
Jeremy: Did you hear Jordan got accepted into Harvard,NBA, and got mad bitches.

Lisa: Yeah of course he’s a digi-chad
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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Objective truth

Definition: depends on what political or moral agenda you subscribe to
CNN: Conservatives are bad!

Fox News: Libtards are a threat to merica it’s objective truth!

Me: You guys are both puppets for the rich and don’t really care about your followers. You are both retarded and I’m a better person

Source: Trust me

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by Cockblastof09 April 13, 2022
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Misanthropy

The belief that people suck and that society is doomed to fail but in my opinion it doesn’t mean it’s their fault.Human nature is just naturally ball juice.My strain of misanthropy is that which includes the concept that people are a product of their environment and time is linear. You can only do things that people claim to be good if you are in a certain mind space or place in wealth and safe from physical harm/mental.The same is with so called bad people, it’s all influenced by your environment and that any person can become evil/not good by whatever standards you judge people by.In the end their are certain patterns in humans that displays greed and contempt. Philosophy,politics, and religion are all used to justify harming others. I don’t blame them tho that’s just how humans are. I and you are just like the rest we are ball juice.
Alysia: So you believe in Misanthropy and people are bad

Me:yes

Alysia: How do you justify this?

Me: *smug face*“They claim their labours are to build a heaven yet their heaven is populated with horrors. Perhaps the world is not made. Perhaps nothing is made. A clock without a craftsman.”- Dr.Manhattan
by Cockblastof09 April 15, 2022
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Performative racism

When you pretend to be racist or conservative for attention or social gain.
Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites

Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.

Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.

Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
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cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(
Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself
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When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.
Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!

Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.

Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.

Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.

Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?

Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.

Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.

Beckisha: Fuck all of you
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