Charlie's definitions

wymsey

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.

From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.

by Charlie June 11, 2004

overweight

description of a very lardy individual who has to use a mirror to observe their own genitalia. (see jabba)

Woa! now that's overweight! Bring the lamps boys, there's blubber for all.

by charlie June 24, 2004

Satchmo

v. to slap one with your own penis
n. the act of slapping one with your own penis

"That sick bastard just gave me a satchmo."

by Charlie December 13, 2003

8-- 0

nuts, cock, and vagina!

by Charlie February 6, 2003

Drugs

mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.

"Drugs are totally harmless, man - look at, like, Jim Morrisson!"

by charlie January 24, 2003

Voddy

An alcoholic beverage, Vodka. Not to be dranken without a mixer.

Yay, 3 bottles of voddy to drink and an ounce of gan. We're gonna be fucked.

by Charlie November 25, 2003

Chardonnay

classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'

shawon had a little babby gawl de ova day.she cawled her chardonnay innit

by charlie November 7, 2004