by Charlie December 13, 2003
mind or mood altering substances that eventually turn you into a shambling, sweaty, brain dead sack of crap incapable of doing more than cadging spare change from people with jobs.
by charlie January 24, 2003
Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.
"She had eyes from Omeletteville."
by Charlie June 11, 2004
the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.
the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".
by charlie March 22, 2005
classic name for an essex girl, or any other shaz/chav etc's daughter, ie the little kids who have been born to cheap slappers, usually while the cheap slappers are in their teens, in the noughties, especially since footballer's wives started. Always done in an attempt to make them look 'pawsh innit'
by charlie November 07, 2004
by Charlie November 25, 2003