Charlie's definitions

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004

Work

Something that is meant to get done but doesn't. Also can be faked by type garbage in word and giving it to your boss. Consists of a tie and pen with a dash of fun. Work is the equivilent to naptime to a small child. Work is the reason people sell drugs for a living (they make a profit while being high and doing no work).

I smoked that reefer and skipped work and skipped on the sidewalk. I told president Clinton that I wanted an hjfrom his lesbian wife.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

livewire

not as good as slice.

dude... this livewire is whack... i just wasted my dough.

by charlie July 16, 2003

Kib

Kib, meaning a poker player of intensely obese proportions, originally stemming from the great 1940s player Luke “fatboy” Kibosh. Due to the popularity explosion of online poker, the term has been used as an insult or “flame” towards players who take a long time to play their hand.

“zzzzz just play you KIB”

Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib”

by Charlie May 6, 2005

Camp Chateaugay

Best and coolest place in the world. Located at Lake Chateaugay in New York State-1 hour drive from Montreal

Sally: Yo, here are you going this summer???
Bob: Im going to camp Chateaugay god dammit!

by Charlie February 23, 2004

LIT

Long Island Iced Tea

I think Ocean Annie's puts crack in their LIT's.

by Charlie August 27, 2004

Viola

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

by Charlie March 26, 2005