Charlie's definitions

space stocking

The art of shitting into a condom, freezing it then using it as a dildo later on.

he just used his space stocking on me!

by charlie May 13, 2005

townie shit eating scum

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!

"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"

by Charlie February 20, 2004

madon

n. genius, a truely gifted person

He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon.

by Charlie May 13, 2005

addidas

Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.

I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.

by Charlie March 13, 2005

aquabats

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.

The Aquabats are super rad!

by Charlie May 1, 2004

Kerrang

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!

"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"

by Charlie January 17, 2004

Omeletteville

Small dark beady eyes. This is a fine example of a tradesmen's insider joke, in this case from the printing industry. It refers to a spoof typeface that, supposedly, had stops that were some 50 per cent larger than the rest of the typeface. This was, of course a Sans Serif.

"She had eyes from Omeletteville."

by Charlie June 11, 2004