wymsey

Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.
by Charlie June 11, 2004
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aquabats

Seriously awesome comedy band mixing 80s synth pop, ska, surf and punk. The band have a very loyal following and a fan club, where the members are referred to as the Cadets.
by Charlie May 01, 2004
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Kerrang

1) A long running rock, metal and punk magazine which runs an awards ceremony and in recent years has expanded into a TV station and radio station.

2) The sound a guitar makes. Kerrang!!!
"I'm just going to buy this weeks Kerrang!"
by Charlie January 17, 2004
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addidas

Athletic shoes: frequently seen misspelling of adidas.
I just got a new pair of addidas shelltoes.
by Charlie March 13, 2005
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townie shit eating scum

A person or persons that generally, SUCK, idiots that think they're gonna make it in life by walking round threatening to stab people and 'beat people up', and they're generally as weak as shit!!
"hey look, some townie shit eating scum"
"townie shit eating scum tried to beat me up yesterday, but failed miserably as usual"
by Charlie February 20, 2004
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madon

n. genius, a truely gifted person
He is such a madon. This boy was born to be a madon.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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overweight

description of a very lardy individual who has to use a mirror to observe their own genitalia. (see jabba)
Woa! now that's overweight! Bring the lamps boys, there's blubber for all.
by charlie June 24, 2004
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