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The original etymological root word for the modernized term = Politician.
The profession and practice of willingly engaging in relationships, behaviors, affairs and deceitful tactics for the purpose of self promotion/gain/sexual gratification through profiteering, theft, criminal enterprising and the cloaked instantiation of illicit/fraudulent activities without regard for harm, impairment and/or disability inflicted upon others.
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Upon return from a research expedition in the aboriginal territory of Korkycow Australia, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen delivered a lexicon postulate based on revelations from ancient scrolls and audio-phonic linguistic interpretations stemming from his interactions with the Hunterbiden Microcock Pygmalion Tribe. Dr. Culvitude was attempting to decode a scroll illustrating a smiling, garment rich man holding the heart of another person standing nearby, when a bitter feisty, belly scourged Pygmy pointed at the picture, clearly anunciating the word "Pirat-ician" with a heavy oriental accent. Dr. Culvitude phoned his partner Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of this revelation wherein it would serve as proof of Culvitudes conjecture on the transcontinental, English modernization and pronunciation of "Politician" which actually evolved from the Latin word "Pirata" combined with "ician", or "Piratician".
The profession and practice of willingly engaging in relationships, behaviors, affairs and deceitful tactics for the purpose of self promotion/gain/sexual gratification through profiteering, theft, criminal enterprising and the cloaked instantiation of illicit/fraudulent activities without regard for harm, impairment and/or disability inflicted upon others.
{Background and Context}
Upon return from a research expedition in the aboriginal territory of Korkycow Australia, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen delivered a lexicon postulate based on revelations from ancient scrolls and audio-phonic linguistic interpretations stemming from his interactions with the Hunterbiden Microcock Pygmalion Tribe. Dr. Culvitude was attempting to decode a scroll illustrating a smiling, garment rich man holding the heart of another person standing nearby, when a bitter feisty, belly scourged Pygmy pointed at the picture, clearly anunciating the word "Pirat-ician" with a heavy oriental accent. Dr. Culvitude phoned his partner Dr. Kevin Michael Damone of this revelation wherein it would serve as proof of Culvitudes conjecture on the transcontinental, English modernization and pronunciation of "Politician" which actually evolved from the Latin word "Pirata" combined with "ician", or "Piratician".
"Dr. Damone, the Pygmy chief clearly said the word "Piratician" when trying to tell me about how a once friendly tribe deceived them, took their food reserves, fingered our Matriarchs and returned with an affect of innocence as if nary an expression of remorse."
by Charitable Disguise May 2, 2020
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{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.
1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.
2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"
3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"
3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."
by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020
Get the Ballistic Prose mug.1. A multi-purpose, ultra-compact motorized utility vehicle, engineered for service functions and customer/member transportation on and around resort, country club and golf course properties.
2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.
Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.
"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.
"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.
Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.
"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.
"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
"Dude, Rizer opened up the throttle on the Sanfu, drove around the curb and launched the Sanfu 50 feet over that ridge!"
"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"
"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"
"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
by Charitable Disguise November 24, 2019
Get the Sanfu mug.1. A multi-purpose, ultra-compact motorized utility vehicle, engineered for service functions and customer/member transportation on and around resort, country club and golf course properties.
2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.
Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.
"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.
"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
2. A late 1980's hyper-modified, ungoverned, all terrain archetype vessel of symbolic freedom, hijinks and calamitous mischief, principally maintained, operated, carefully supervised and controlled by outside service staff members at Arrowhead Country Club.
Infamous for the following celebrated capers and stunts:
"Legend of the Rizer" - the tribal tale of the reticent and ambitious bagboy who once jumped the Sanfu 50+ feet off a random, unevenly tamped pile of construction refuse pitched at ~30 degree incline to the cheers, jeers and warnings of hopeful/concerned bagboy onlookers.
"The Hunger Run" - adapted for a swift and spontaneous remediation of early morning hunger pains, the Sanfu accelerator governance restrictor was intentionally removed to ensure optimal travel time to and from ABCO to acquire pop tarts and cinnamon toast.
"Orchard Wars" - A labyrinth where intrigue, uncertainty, aboriginal migrants, nourishment and adolescent debauchery culminate in the fulfilling experience of using the Sanfu as an agile motorized lance, navigating and enabling ripened/unripened citrus projectiles to be launched efficiently and with high accuracy at Dave, Rob, Matt, Nick, Mike, Korky, Giles, Kevin, Jim, Laramie, Derek, BK, Berardi, Scooter, and the never to be forgotten Nate.
"Dude, Rizer opened up the throttle on the Sanfu, drove around the curb and launched the Sanfu 50 feet over that ridge!"
"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"
"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
"Hey Kevin, let's do rock, paper, scissors to see who will take the Sanfu to ABCO to get breakfast"
"Did you see how Matt leaned out of the side of the Sanfu and hurled a grapefruit with pinpoint accuracy into Dave's back, causing him to launch out of the cart, into a pile of dirt?"
by Charitable Disguise November 24, 2019
Get the Sanfu mug.An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"
2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
by Charitable Disguise December 5, 2019
Get the Quantum Nimbus mug.A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.
{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45 male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice, Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously hard erection that lasts for a long time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
by Charitable Disguise February 2, 2020
Get the Stiff Element mug.1. Adapted from a nefarious, celebratory expression of fulfillment and pleasure during a Palpatinian Galactic Republic conflict, YEAH illicits the paradoxical, primordial feeling of satifaction with the demise of a foe/adversary.
2. A spontaneous and vociferous articulation of exuberance shared in 'call and response' reciprocity during any appreciative interaction with a friend. Occasional pitch inflection (lower or higher octave) used as a discretionary option to incite laughter.
3. A term used to greet a friend.
2. A spontaneous and vociferous articulation of exuberance shared in 'call and response' reciprocity during any appreciative interaction with a friend. Occasional pitch inflection (lower or higher octave) used as a discretionary option to incite laughter.
3. A term used to greet a friend.
1. {Villian summons the force to pin hero under scaffolds} "YEAH!"
2. {Friends mutually realize they just achieved something great} "YEAH!!!"
3. Hey "YEAH" (lower octave)
2. {Friends mutually realize they just achieved something great} "YEAH!!!"
3. Hey "YEAH" (lower octave)
by Charitable Disguise October 18, 2019
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