by chelseaaaaaaaaaa December 26, 2014

Kid 1: Dude, he just drew a bunch of penii!
Kid 2: What the hell is “Penii?”
Kid 1: Its the plural form of penis. Duh
Kid 2: The plural word is Penises. Idiot!
Kid 2: What the hell is “Penii?”
Kid 1: Its the plural form of penis. Duh
Kid 2: The plural word is Penises. Idiot!
by Am Gay Boi March 21, 2019

One penis is a party, but two penii is just over doing it.
Having two penii is not quite the social norm.
Having two penii is not quite the social norm.
by Hitokiri Tenrai May 02, 2004

by PraiseBathsheba September 23, 2013

Pronounced {Peen-I}
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.
by Dildo Girl And Lube Boy January 15, 2007

by dolphinlazerwave September 20, 2009

Sally: Did you see all the naked guys at the beach?
Karen: Yeah, I've never seen so many penii in one place before!
Karen: Yeah, I've never seen so many penii in one place before!
by Katie DG April 27, 2008
