ass hole

An orifice that ladies and gentlemen use to take dumps and blow binderfenders.

An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.
Miss Livingston looked both ways, then blew a binderfender out of her ass hole, which frightened all the birds from the trees. Miss Livingston said "Oh, dear."

Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 04, 2008
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Clam

A sour note played by a musician.
Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
by Cap'n Bullmoose June 16, 2008
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wino lunch box

A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
Edgar and Louise found breakfast in the wino lunch box behind Maxim's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
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blow your lunch

To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
Leonardo de Crappio is so effeminate, he makes me want to puke.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.
POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
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automatic

A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.

The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
No man with any self respect would ever drive a car with an automatic transmission.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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beer

A beverage that can not be purchased, but only rented.
As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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