An orifice that ladies and gentlemen use to take dumps and blow binderfenders.
An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.
An orifice that a poofter uses like a lollipop.
Miss Livingston looked both ways, then blew a binderfender out of her ass hole, which frightened all the birds from the trees. Miss Livingston said "Oh, dear."
Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."
Trent the corn-holing poofter licked Creighton's ass hole like it was a chocolate ice cream cone. Then he licked his chops and said, "Oh, how tasty."
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 04, 2008
Wheldon thinks he plays like Bird, but he keeps honking out clams.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
Letitia hit a clam with her oboe during the Surprise Symphony.
by Cap'n Bullmoose June 16, 2008
A dumpster. A large trash receptacle usually found outside business establishments. A bin in which winos and bums go dumpster diving.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
To puke. To vomit. To spend a while driving the porcelain bus. To expell the contents of your stomach violently.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
As Jimmy Jack headed for the can, he told his buddy, "Watch my beer, Ermal. I'm goin' to pay my rent."
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006