172 definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
The proper, polite word for a male homosexual.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
A person who plays Circle Jerk on your front porch, then rings the doorbell and runs away.
A person who enjoys eating butt and burgling turds.
Leonard the White Liberal felt that he must celebrate diversity, so he went to watch the "Poofters on Parade" parade in San Fagcisco. The Dykes on Bikes reminded him of the lions and tigers in a circus parade. Kind of scary! But he enjoyed watching the pooters prancing on their floats. He blew kisses to them as they swished by wearing jock straps. When we saw a chubby poofter wearing cute little bunny ears making prissy lips at the crowd, Leonard decided that, next year, he would be in the parade too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 19, 2006
If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 1, 2007
A phonograph record played at 45 RPM. It was about 8 inches across and had a very large central hole. It played a single song.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
A very hot pepper, such as a Scotch Bonnet or Habanero.
So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.
A Portagee expression.
So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.
A Portagee expression.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Rat Fink. A vulgar rat who hangs onto his own tail.
A screw-up.
A prank played against someone else.
A screw-up.
A prank played against someone else.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005